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Topic: Stop Calling It A Purse Buzz

 
HalfBee   Offline  -  Participant  -  07-17-17 08:44 PM  -  6 years ago
Collecting rocks on Moon's surface, Neil
Armstrong had bag for contamination seal
Retains amount of lunar dust
Go ahead, bid up if you must
Over seven digit estimate, Sorry no deal

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Tyro Arrgula   Offline  -  Editor  -  08-10-17 08:57 PM  -  6 years ago

"The bean counters told me we literally could not afford to buy seven dollars worth of moon rocks, much less seventy million. Bought 'em anyway. Ground 'em up, mixed em into a gel. And guess what? Ground up moon rocks are pure poison....When life gives you lemons, make lemonade."

“...When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

"Burning people! He says what we're all thinking!"

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