"The bean counters told me we literally could not afford to buy seven
dollars worth of moon rocks, much less seventy million. Bought 'em
anyway. Ground 'em up, mixed em into a gel. And guess what? Ground up moon rocks are pure poison....When life gives you lemons, make lemonade."
“...When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the
lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I
supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue
the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I
am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m
gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your
house down!”
"Burning people! He says what we're all thinking!"