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Topic: Do Not Attempt To Lick (May Be Toxic)

 
HalfBee   Offline  -  Participant  -  05-21-18 07:34 PM  -  5 years ago
Stationary envelope dabbed with perfume
Complimentary samples stink up the room
Enticing you to take a whiff
New stamps scratch and sniff
Though postal mail future full of gloom

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Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  05-21-18 07:49 PM  -  5 years ago
On FARK, the headline says that it's a good thing there were no scratch 'n' sniff stamps when they issued the "Fat Elvis" stamp. I'm completely with them on that. Pfheeeew!

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