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Topic: Groundhog Chews A Chevy

 
HalfBee   Offline  -  Participant  -  07-14-18 07:38 PM  -  5 years ago
The retiring Ryan has much on his mind
And at his Mom's place, what's he find
Suburban totaled by woodchuck
This time says will try a truck
Even when can afford a bit more refined

Member Comments:

ChicagoBoy   Offline  -  Member  -  07-16-18 08:17 PM  -  5 years ago

Ryan said that this happened while the vehicle was parked for the winter.  Groundhogs hibernate during the winter, so he's got the wrong animal.

Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  07-15-18 02:34 AM  -  5 years ago

Woodchucks can't outrun my Asphalt Aardvarks™, so they tend to get squashed or eaten.

Mice & chipmunks, however, are small enough to evade my 'varks, so they take up residence in my beat up Crown Vic police car. Ever have to set traps for mice inside a car? I actually trapped 3 of them in there.

Oh, but that's not the fun part... I went to get my car inspected & found a mouse nest in my glove box. Had to get rid of it fast.

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