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  • Parody of "Jet Airliner" by Steve Miller Band (Dave AuJus)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Beat Up Old Jetliner

    (Parody of Jet Airliner by Steve Miller)


    Goodbye to all my friends I've known
    And the travel agent I trusted
    I'm ridin' along on this beat-up old plane
    Look out the window all the rivets are rusted
    As that ground crew pushes us backwards
    On that rickety L-1011
    I'm feeling around for that flotation device
    And when the safety film is shown
    I'm payin' close attention

    Beat-up old jetliner
    Hope you got a tune-up today
    Ohhhh, beat-up old jetliner
    Did they sneak you past the FAA?

    Bouncin' 'round in a thunder cloud
    Landing gear won't come down
    My seatback is up and my belt is on
    I see the fire crews sprayin' foam on the ground
    And if I get to my final destination
    I know the next flight will surely be free
    But I don't think I'll go back up into that
    Piece of s**t just to save a few pennies

    Beat-up old jetliner
    Won't carry me too far today
    Ohhhh, give me a fresh airliner
    I don't care what I've got to pay

    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

    Beat-up old jetliner
    Don't carry me too far today
    Ohhhh, beat-up old jetliner
    'Cause it's home that I'd rather stay

    Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I've just turned off the no-smokin' sign. I figure, hell, if the plane's smokin' why shouldn't you?
    (Marcus Tee)
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    04-17-21, #KMCC-15-1710-01-06, #MMS-47
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