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She Loves Meat 
By: Matthias
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Rank this week: 10 (↑27)
Duration: 3:45 
Release Date: 5/25/2009  (belowaveragedave) 
Lyrics By: Matthias (belowaveragedave) 
Music By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Produced By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Released By: Soundclick (belowaveragedave) 
Published By: Badave.com (belowaveragedave) 
Licensing: CC 
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  • Parody of Be Our Guest from the Beauty and the Beast animated film (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    (Chef spoken)
    "Welcome to Che' Carnivore'
    It is sure worth the price
    To taste my treasures
    But for you, it's free tonight
    So now Grab my tenderloins
    No need for silverware
    As the slaughter house proudly presents
    Your dinner"

    (Chef sung)

    She
    Loves
    Meat

    She Loves Meat

    It's my ladies favorite treat
    From Pastrami to Salami
    Thinks that meat cannot be beat

    Bacon Links
    Spam From Jars
    She's the brand new Hamburglar

    Get things beef stuffed
    Clams or fishes
    It's so tasty
    She'll lick dishes

    Chicken Wings
    Sweet Romance
    Made her taste buds
    Conga Dance

    Suck and savor, dear
    Don't have to be discreet

    My sausage passed her taste test
    It's the food she loves best

    She Loves Meat!
    Loves My Meat!
    She Loves Meat!!!!

    Roast beef stew
    Sirloin Steak
    Crab, and Flounder* she'll partake

    Love to share, I'll serve it rare
    Unless chicken then it's baked

    Off the bone
    Or prepared
    Massive meat will leave you chaired

    Ham is yummy
    Pork's sustaining
    But my tube steak's always reigning

    Broiled, Smoked
    Cooked on spits
    Take it out or she'll throw fits

    Cause my meat's her favorite taste
    It gets her wet
    You splashed the gravy, lass
    That doesn't go on bass

    Yeah, She loves meat
    Want to eat?
    Butcher shop is quite elite

    She Loves Meat!
    She Loves Meat!!!
    She Loves Meat!!!!!!

    Once A Vegetarian
    Meat was ate by big barbarians
    Salad bowls, and fresh baked rolls
    She fed upon

    Ah, those horrid plates of plants weren't useful
    Lettuce leafs are like I grazed my lawn

    For beef she's been lusting
    Still thinks Haggis is disgusting
    Meat goes straight to thighs
    She likes it for the thrills

    The past I just bummed around the kitchen
    My grub she's adorin'
    But got nothing on George Forman

    (Girlfriend)

    I Love Meat!
    Love His Meat!!!
    It just makes my day complete!!!

    Dinner whore, I'll take on four
    That's in servings that I'll eat

    For Desert
    Mince meat pie
    Rushed, I'll eat it on the fly

    When it's tough
    Then I start chewing
    It's not troubling
    He's still wooing

    Like it warm
    Not too hot
    Cayenne steaks
    That hits "the spot"

    Clean it up!
    Don't leave your restaurant a mess

    Still got a lot to chew
    I'm not too full For you
    I Like Your Treat
    (Still Eat Meat!!!)
    Huge Receipt
    (Still Eat Meat!!!)

    (Butcher Shop)

    We Love Meat!!!
    Love Your Meat!!!

    Dripping sauce from face to feet
    We get leers, from boss at Mutton World, fears
    Her job's complete

    Joyous squeals
    On our knees

    (Chef)
    Do not beg, I aim to please

    (Girlfriend)
    While my hunger keeps on growing
    Satisfy you
    I'm not slowing

    Course by course
    Ton by Ton

    (Butcher)
    Till I'm out
    "Then meat won't come!!!"
    Once our fling is done you'll sleep
    Rinse and repeat

    (Girlfriend)
    Tonight I'll leave my gut out
    Seafood day, You'll cut trout

    I Love Meat!!!!

    (Butcher)
    Loves My Meat!!!

    (Girlfriend)
    I Love Meat!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    (Butcher Shop)
    WE!!!
    ALL!!!!
    LOVE!!!!
    MEAT!!!!!!
    (belowaveragedave)
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    Current Rating 8.8 (2 votes)
    Played on 2 shows:
    05-31-09, #BAD_05-31-0905-29-09, #MMDT20_09-22
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