Uncle Stavro's been busy this summer with the whole "trying not to die" thing that's been flustering all you 'living' people of late. He's made playlists & scripts for at least 3 shows, but can't record them because of...age-related hearing issues. As a proud member of the Armata de Strigoi (army of the undead), diseases quickly find themselves wasted on us vampiric types.
Bugger all. These shows are complete. Perhaps I can make one or 2 of them...
Tyro Arrgula [tie-row arr-gyoo-lah]
1965 - 1989 (Age: 54 ...cumulatively)
Status: Dead
"No sir. I don't like it."
Newest member of the Arrgula vampire clan. Cornish son of Viscount
Vyslo Arrgula, young (comparatively) nephew of Stavro Arrgolus and
inventor [in June, 1985] of the Cement Civet Cat™ (Big
Butch Lesbian Industries, €17.50 MSRP). The inanimate cat's most famous
use (making coffee from its crap) is one of the most disgusting things
invented by the Arrgula vampires - after all, they do not
drink...coffee. The date of the invention is notable as Tyro is the only
'inventor' in his clan to create his amusing inanimate animal tchotchke
while he was alive. Both the Stone Stoat™ and the infamous Rubber Hamster™ were invented hundreds of years into their respective creator's vampirism.
Or so says the bio in my copy of The Sims 2 Nightlife and The Sims 3 Late Night expansion packs. On this
site, the account bearing this name was created exclusively to provide a
non-admin view in order to test new site functions and to check the
function of malfunctioning functions that become dysfunctional.
Elsewhere, it's used on sites that don't fit the categories of the other
personas, each of which has a site specialty.
On
The Mad Music Show, Tyro will often replace his uncle Stavro as host -
and, like the other vampires, be especially critical of his uncle's
snide, curmudgeonly delivery as host. The main difference being that, unlike the other vampires, he doesn't affect a stupid accent to annoy Stavro. Though he did have
a heavy Cornish accent when he was alive. Apparently, when vampirism
sets in, the undead suddenly sound like Canadian voice actors. Go figure.