The Dr. Demento Show #05-46 - November 13, 2005 Topic: A short attention span Dr. Demento show (60 or so of the shortest songs I know) Playlist Generated on 04/19/24 by www.madmusic.com The Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun - Julie Brown Tenchi Boy - The Mindless Tripod Experience Astro Boy - The Tee Vee Toons Master Mix Grandma Vs. The Crusher - Reverend Billy C. Wirtz The Crusher - The Novas - With Whimsical Will Frazzled - Dale Gonyea Little Toot - MacLean & MacLean Cup Cakes - Terri O'Mason Rejected Commercial Jingles: Pillsbury Cookie Dough - Paul & Storm Boulevard To Krispy Kreme - John Mammoser Tubular Boobular - Mystery Science Theater 3000 Rocky Meets Moose (w/ spoken intro) - The Brass Band Camelot - Monty Python Lost My Teeth - The Zambonis Evelyn, A Modified Dog - Frank Zappa & The Mothers of Invention It's Time for Killin' Barney - Capitol Steps Derailroaded - Larry "Wild Man" Fischer Things I'd Do 4 U - Throwing Toasters Little Boxes - The Womenfolk Thank God I'm Just An Atheist - Les White I Am Whale - Ogden Edsl Someone Ate The Baby - Shel Silverstein Jägermeister - John Mammoser An Average Song - Allan Sherman Stretching The Imagination - Stan Freberg Moisture - The Residents Laundry - The Vestibules Them Moose Goosers - Mason Williams 80's Arcade - Irish Elvis Screaming Beatles - edited by Dan Hart The Definitive A Cappella Led Zeppelin Medley - Country Dick Montana Ding, Fries Are Done - Billy Little Fat Policeman - The Sandpiper Singers with Mitch Miller's Orchestra I Ain't Heard You Play No Blues - Steve Goodman Elmer Fudd Sings Bruce Springsteen ("Fire") - Robin Williams Red Light - Green Light - Engineer Bill Speakwell - Bobby Mitchell I Feel Like An Onion Ring - ?Syntax Error There's A Baby On The Plane - Mark Silverman Money Song (aka Money Programme) - Monty Python I Bet You They Won't Play This Song On The Radio - Monty Python Minnie's Yoo-Hoo (unedited) - Carl Stalling Be A Hobo - Moondog Batteries Not Included - Sparks Them Dog Kickers - Mason Williams The Subway Song - Tom Lehrer It Was A Very Good Beer - Dan Castellaneta (as Homer from The Simpsons) Bear In There - Shel Silverstein 30 Seconds Till The End Of The World - Pennywise The French Mistake - Mel Brooks Bear Whiz Beer - Firesign Theatre Albers Flapjacks - Slim Gaillard Getting Shot in the Face Sucks - Worm Quartet The Snowman - Rodney Carrington Do You Like Waffles? - Parry Gripp I'm Happy - Ivor Cutler Peter Percival Patterson's Pet Pig Porky - The Monkees 26 Second Song - Shel Silverstein Pat-a-Cake (A Chinese Mother Goose Rhyme) - Chick Bullock Harvey the Wonder Hamster - "Weird Al" Yankovic Her Majesty - The Beatles Them Hors d'Oeuvres - Mason Williams The Shortest Song In The World - Kenny Price The History Of Rock 'n' Roll - Andy Partridge Sophomoric Philosophy - Champaign College Drones The Slitheree-Dee - Shel Silverstein I Like Food - The Descendants The Ballad of Spiro Agnew - John Denver This Song - Barry & The Bookbinders #5 - The Masochism Tango (orchestral version) - Tom Lehrer #4 - Army Careers - The Frantics #3 - My Cat Is Afraid Of The Vacuum Cleaner - Power Salad #2 - The Guy Who Doesn't Know Things - Flying Like Wilma #1 - Monster Hash - The Toyes - Next week: Thanksgiving (including a couple of juicy musical turkeys)