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| 'Varks like to stick their schnozzes in at unexpected times. Here's one testing the tensile strength of paper and making a dramatic entrance at the same time! Those silly 'varks! |
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| The Asphalt Aardvark will occasionally get hungry. What's a nutritious meal for an inanimate animal....Right! |
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| What they do in San Francisco with the aardvarks and the 'available tar' they exude can be quite kinky indeed. |
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| The Asphalt Aardvark™ is known as the Type III - the Type I being the Alabaster Aardvark™ and the Type II being the Aluminum Aardvark™. These models were prohibitively expensive and were never good sellers. |
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| Asphalt Aardvarks were used as anchors on the Mayflower |
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