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Rank this week: 2
Duration: 2:26 
Release Date: 1986  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: George Carlin (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: N/A (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By: George Carlin (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Released By: Eardrum 90523-1 (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Published By: Dead Sea Music Inc. (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Licensing: BMI (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Keywords: CLOSING, LIST, RHYTHM, TIMING 
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And now, ladies and gentlemen, now that we've enjoyed some good times this evening and enjoyed some laughter together, I feel it is my obligation to remind you of some of the negative, depressing, dangerous, life-threatening things that life is really all about. Things you have not been thinking about tonight, but which will be waiting for you as soon as you leave the theater or as soon as you turn off your television sets.

* anal rape
* quicksand
* body lice
* evil spirits
* gridlock
* acid rain
* continental drift
* labor violence
* flash floods
* rabies
* torture
* bad luck
* calcium deficiency
* falling rocks
* cattle stampedes
* bank failure
* evil neighbors
* killer bees
* organ rejection
* lynching
* toxic waste
* unstable dynamite
* religious fanatics
* prickly heat
* price fixing
* moral decay
* hotel fires
* loss of face
* stink bombs
* bubonic plague
* neo-Nazis
* friction
* cereal weevils
* failure of will
* chain reactions
* soil erosion
* mail fraud
* dry rot
* voodoo curses
* broken glass
* snake bites
* parasites
* white slavery
* public ridicule
* faithless friends
* random violence
* breach of contract
* family scandals
* charlatans
* transverse myelitis
* structural defects
* race riots
* sun spots
* rogue elephants
* wax buildup
* killer frost
* jealous coworkers
* root canals
* metal fatigue
* corporal punishment
* sneak attacks
* peer pressure
* vigilantes
* birth defects
* false advertising
* ungrateful children
* financial ruin
* mildew
* loss of privileges
* bad drugs
* ill-fitting shoes
* widespread chaos
* Lou Gehrig's Disease
* stray bullets
* runaway trains
* chemical spills
* locusts
* airline food
* shipwrecks
* prowlers
* bathtub accidents
* faulty merchandise
* terrorism
* discrimination
* wrongful cremation
* carbon deposits
* beef tapeworm
* taxation without representation
* escaped maniacs
* sunburn
* abandonment
* threatening letters
* entropy
* nine-mile fever
* poor workmanship
* absentee landlord
* solitary confinement
* depletion of the ozone layer
* unworthiness
* intestinal bleeding
* defrocked priests
* loss of equilibrium
* disgruntled employees
* global warming
* card sharps
* poisoned meat
* nuclear accidents
* broken promises
* contamination of the water supply
* obscene phone calls
* nuclear winter
* wayward girls
* mutual assured destruction
* rampaging moose
* the greenhouse effect
* cluster headaches
* social isolation
* Dutch elm disease
* the contraction of the universe
* paper cuts
* eternal damnation
* the wrath of God and PARANOIA!

©1986 George Carlin
(Stavro Arrgolus)
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