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This House Is Haunted
By:
Aaron Ackerson
Play Song (Creative Commons License):
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due to copyright or license restrictions.
Duration:
5:01
Release Date:
2004
(Spacecat)
Lyrics By:
Aaron Ackerson
(Spacecat)
Music By:
Aaron Ackerson
(Spacecat)
Produced By:
Aaron Ackerson
(Spacecat)
Released By:
Spacecat Music
(Spacecat)
Published By:
Licensing:
CC
(drdefanto)
Keywords:
Reviews:
Facts:
Believe it or not, this song is not based on a true story.
(Spacecat)
Web pages about this song:
Aaron Ackerson- Home
(Spacecat)
Where to Buy:
Aaron Ackerson - Buy
(Spacecat)
Song Lyrics:
I was glad to be done unpacking
I had just finished moving in
But before I could relax
I felt a chill go through my skin
Before me appeared a specter
translucent and wearing chains
He said, "This is where I lived years ago
and this is where I shall remain."
When I bought this house, I was feelin' happy
But now I'm hearing voices and it's really crappy
I bought this place from a guy named Gary
I wish he would have told me how it's really scary
This House is Haunted and I want my money back
I invited my girl over
for a chicken dinner by candle light
I prepared for it all day
to make sure everything went right
But when we sat down to eat
and I was about to start romancin'
the bird got up off the plate
and started dancin'
Then my girl ran off and I haven't seen her since
I'm sick of this spirit's stupid tricks
I wish I could make him go away
but until I move, he is here to stay
This House is Haunted and I want my money back
Now I have trouble sleeping at night
and my social life is dead
not unlike the poltergeist
who's been screwing with my head
I blame it all
on the guy who sold me this place
After I paid him in cash
he just laughed and drove away
At the time, he seemed like a real nice guy
His price was low and now I know why
I liked the location. It was close to Starbucks
Now I see dead people and it really sucks
This House is Haunted and I want my money back
This House is Haunted and I want my money back
(Spacecat)
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Available on the following album:
The Sexiest Man on Earth
Contact us if you know of another album that contains this song
Played on 3 shows:
10-25-24, #MMS-271
10-24-04, #04-43
10-28-07, #MMS-96
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