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Rank this week: 77 (↑20)
Duration: 2:01 (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Release Date: 1959  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: Taylor (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: Taylor (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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Released By: Warner Bros. (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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  • From the 1959 album "We Wish You A Merry Christmas (15 Great Christmas Favorites Sung By Warner Bros. Stars)" (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • Song Lyrics:
    'Twas the night before Christmas
    and all through the pad

    Not a hep cat was swingin'
    and that's nowhere, Dad.

    The stove was hung up
    in that stocking routine.

    Like maybe the fat man
    would soon make the scene.

    The kids that fell by
    had just made the street.

    I was ready for snoresville..
    Man, was I beat.

    When there started a rumble
    that came on real frantic.

    So I opened the window
    to figure the panic

    I saw a slick rod
    that was makin' fat tracks.

    Souped up by eight ponies
    all wearin' hat racks!

    And a funny old geezer
    was flippin' his lid.

    He told 'em to make it..
    and man, like they did.

    They were out of the chute
    makin' time like a bat

    Turnin' the quarter
    in eight seconds flat!

    They parked by the smokestack
    in bunches and clusters

    'til chubby slid down
    comin' on like gangbusters.

    His threads were from cubesville
    and I had to chuckle,

    In front, not in back,
    was his Ivy League buckle.

    The mop on his chin
    hid a button down collar.

    And with that red nose, dad,
    he looked like a baller.

    Like, he was the squarest-
    the most absolute.

    But lets face it, huh? Who cares
    when he left all that loot?

    He laid the jazz on
    and peeled from the gig

    Wailin' "Have a cool Yule, man,
    and later, like dig?"
    (Stavro Arrgolus)
    Current Rating 10.0 (1 vote)
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