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Backward half man, let me explain something to you. You ever heard of a man named Hank Williams Sr.? Don't sit here and boat with me son. "I got a feeling called blu-ues, oh Lord, since my lady said goodbye..." You remember that song? You don't remember that song? You don't understand why we're in Afghanistan, do you? You think it's over them two buildings. We ain't there over them buildings, you know what they're over there for? Hank Williams Sr., sir. You can't be Hank Senior in Afghanistan. Hank Williams Sr. was kinda the Justin Timberlake of his day, sir. He basically started rock 'n' roll in a lot of ways. Rock 'n' roll is kinda like bein' at your aunt's house for dinner. And there's a buncha old ladies cookin' in the kitchen. And it's like, "Boy, what is that cookin' in the kitchen?", they go, "That's rock 'n' roll, it's like Little Richard, Chuck Berry. Remember Chuck Berry?" You don't remember Chuck Berry? How old are you, sir?
Guy in audience: 20!
Tim: That was before I was born! Well, I don't remember Abe Lincoln, but I read a damn book! Come on, Sir. "Hound Dog" was a hit before I was born, but I can hum the damn thing. And they bring out an Elvis steak. Remember Elvis? "Hello, my homey..." They pull out the Elvis steak, you eat some of the Elvis steak. Then you eat some Buddy Holly, then a little Roy Orbison and get you some doo-wop salad. Then they bring out the Beatles cake, you cut the Beatles cake and eat it. Then they bring out the coffee. If it's got cream in it, it's Motown. If it's black coffee it's Stat's Record's wasn't-pickin'. Or you lay on the couch and undo your belt and lay there and go. It's like the Eagles. Or you hear a bunch of kids fightin' outside, that's like Skynyrd. You get up off the couch real fast, and uh-oh, you got a bad laxative intestinal feelin'. That's the '80s. Then you start makin' that... long butt cheek, tight, rectal walk to the bathroom. That's the '90s. You get into the bathroom and you sit down and you take an Eminem. Then you get you some Kid Rock to help you fix it up with. Throw all that in the toilet and flush it. As it's swirlin' and you look down in there, that's the s**t you're listenin' to. That's basically rock 'n' roll in a minute and a half. (Sonic SBL) |
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