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Parody of Achy Breaky Heart by Billy Ray Cyrus
Written by Don Von Tress
New lyrics by Deborah Minter © 2000

You can tell the world you want to be a girl
You can wear my clothes when I'm not there
You can tell your friends to call you Mary Ann
And wax yourself of ugly manly hair
You can wear my lace and paint your pretty face
Make construction workers stop and think
You can paint your lips and paint your fingertips
You really look lovely in pink


But don't wear that bra, that achy fakey bra
I just don't think that it will fit
And if you wear that bra, that achy fakey bra
It might go twang and lose an….. ooooo eeee!

You can tell your mum you're a daughter not a son
You can march in the Mardi Gras
You get a job in a sleezy little club
Or pick up lucky suckers in a bar
Oh you could be a queen in a magazine
You could be the talk of the town
Or you could be a flirt in your mini skirt
You really like to spread yourself around

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(Captain Wayne)
Current Rating 8.0 (1 vote)
Played on 3 shows:
06-14-14, #ISGD-14-3105-08-05, #05-19
12-30-05, #ISGD-05-92
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