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Duration: 3:02 
Release Date: 2005  (Marathon) 
Lyrics By: Jeff Elbel (Marathon) 
Music By: Jeff Elbel (Marathon) 
Produced By: Jeff Elbel (Marathon) 
Released By: Marathon Records (Marathon) 
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  • The song is subtitled "Insensitive Maternity Song," and has also amused and offended various maternity ward nurses. (Marathon)
  • This song was first performed at the Cornerstone Festival before a big crowd. Singer Kim Bretzlaff was over 8 months pregnant, and the band had kept the song a secret from her. Jeff's sister Ginger was also 8 months pregnant with his first niece, Olivia. (Marathon)
  • Song Lyrics:
    You've got a muffin in the oven
    Stork's gonna visit any day
    You'd better sleep now while you can
    'cause you're in a family way

    Oh, don't just howl and scream
    Demand your epidural
    You just might curse your husband's name
    that blessed day

    You've got a muffin in the oven
    Yeah, you're in a family way

    You've got an appetite for two now
    You've got a passenger on board
    Don't complain how your back aches
    'cause children are a blessing from the Lord

    Get used to barf and drool
    and mounds of dirty diapers
    Get used to feeding on demand
    both night and day

    You've got a muffin in the oven
    Yeah, you're in a family way

    (But say) hello to baby's breath
    Calm sighs and gentle kisses
    Welcome the special love
    that only mothers know

    You've got a muffin in the oven
    Yeah, you've got a month to go

    We were glad when you
    beat that morning sickness
    Don't you wanna feel that baby kick
    those hips open wide
    and say, "Hey, mama!
    Mama, I've arrived!"

    You'll have a lot to shout about
    when she's makin' like a baby
    and heading out
    'cause you're ...
    in a fam ...
    -'ly waaaay!

    Hello mama, I'm coming out to meetcha!
    (Marathon)
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