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Duration: 2:48 
Release Date: 2005  (peterpuck9) 
Lyrics By: Whimsical Will (peterpuck9) 
Music By: Whimsical Will (peterpuck9) 
Produced By: Whimsical Will (peterpuck9) 
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Facts:
  • Number 16 on the Funny 25 for 2005 (peterpuck9)
  • Will's 20th annual "Summer Blockbuster Movie Adventure", based on "Charlie & the Chocolate Factory" (ChrisWolvie)
  • Song Lyrics:
    (Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka
    The amazing chocolatier)
    Will: This is Whimsical Will on a private tour of Willy Wonka's chocolate factory.
    [excerpt from 50 Cent's "Candy Shop"] I'll take you to the candy shop.
    I'll let you lick the lollypop.
    Will: Only a select few have been allowed in.
    [excerpt from Bowling for Soup's "1985"] Bruce Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana.
    Will: Hey, Willy Wonka, why don't you turn this place into a tourist attraction? You could make a... mint!
    [excerpt from Green Day's "American Idiot"] Don't wanna be an American idiot.
    Will: I'm entering the factory now.
    [excerpt from The Frantics' "Army Careers"] Man 1: I'm in!
    Man 2: Well done, welcome aboard. First the paperwork--
    Will: Oh, here's my Golden Ticket.
    [excerpt from Andy Griffith's "What It Was, Was Football"] Ticket, please.
    Will: This place is sweet! You mind if I taste some of these--
    [excerpt from Paul & Storm's "Epithets" (demo version)] You stupid (bleep)holv(bleep)
    Will: I'm guessing that's a "no"...
    [excerpt from The Matterhorn at Disneyland] Remain seated please. (repeats in Spanish)
    Will: We're climbing aboard Willy Wonka's pink yacht! Should I pull down on the chocolate bar?
    [various excerpts from Crazy Frog's "Axel F"]
    Will: Whoa! Too Fast! I'm dizzy! Where are we?
    [excerpt from U2's "Vertigo"] I'm at a place called Vertigo.
    Will: It's the Inventing Room where there's a sucker born every minute.
    [excerpt from Ricky Vera's "Dragnet Goes to Kindergarten"] I'm looking for a strawberry... sucker.
    Will: What experiment are you conducting over here?
    [excerpt from Lonnie Donegan's "Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor (On the Bedpost Overnight)"] Does your chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight?
    Will: You could've guessed that one.
    [excerpt from Stan Freberg's "Little Blue Riding Hood"] I shoulda known.
    Will: But actually, Mr. Wonka, You're a gum-control advocate.
    [excerpt from the "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" trailer] Chewing gum is really gross. Chewing gum I hate the most.
    Will: Hmm, what does this candy do?
    [excerpt from The Vestibules' "Smelling Like Ed Asner"] Ha ha! This is AMAZING! You smell exactly like Ed Asner!
    Will: And what's going on over there?
    [excerpt from Sudden Death's "Inner Voice"] Shoebox: It's time to find out what urinal cakes taste like.
    Devospice: If you say so.
    Will: And how many times do you test the candy before it's approved?
    [excerpt from Nelly's "Over and Over Again"] Over and over again.
    Will: And what do you do when visitors sample your candy before it's ready?
    [excerpt from Eminem's "Just Lose It"] Just lose it. {Right!}
    Go crazy {Really!}
    Will: And I heard you had problems with the kids on that other tour like Veruca Salt.
    [excerpt from Maroon5's "She Will Be Mine"] She had some trouble with herself.
    Will: To continuing our tour I feel right at home in the nut room.
    [excerpt from The Beastly Boys' "Squirrels"] All we really are is squirrels.
    [excerpt from the "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" trailer] Don't touch that squirrel's nuts!
    Will: Hey, Willy Wonka, what's down THAT hallway?
    [excerpt from Green Day's "Boulevard of Broken Dreams"] Don't know where it goes.
    Will: Well, if YOU don't know I sure don't know.
    [excerpt from Franz Ferdinand's "Take Me Out"] I say "don't you know?"
    You say you don't know.
    Will: Well, let's take a look. What's this candy? It has a funny minty taste. I get it! It's a de-mentos! Ha ha ha!
    [excerpt from Snoop Dogg's "Drop It Like It's Hot"] Drop it like it's hot {Huh?}
    Drop it like it's hot {What?}
    Drop it like it's hot.
    Will: Uh no, wait! I was just taste--
    [excerpt from Neil Hannon's "The Dolphins/So Long and Thanks for All the Fish"] We tried to warn you.
    Will: Oh no! Who are you people?
    [excerpt from Tom "T-Bone" Stankus' "Existential Blues"] We are the lollipop kids, the lollipop kids, the lollipop kids!
    Will: Wait! What are you doing?
    [excerpt from The Great Luke Ski's "The Spongy Dance"] Doin' the spongy sponge,
    Come on and do the spongy sponge.
    Will: Help! I'm getting chewed out by Oompa-Loompas! Get away from me! You can't lick me! HELP! SOMEBODY! THROW ME A LIGHT SABER!
    (Willy Wonka, here he is!)
    (Sonic SBL)
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    Current Rating 10.0 (2 votes)
    Song Images:
    Messages about the song: "A Trip To The Chocolate Factory"
     
     
    peterpuck9   Offline  -  Participant  -  01-24-06 11:11 PM  -  13 years ago
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    Cool!
    Sonic SBL   Offline  -  Participant  -  01-24-06 10:15 AM  -  13 years ago
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    Mission accomplished!
    peterpuck9   Offline  -  Participant  -  01-23-06 02:00 AM  -  13 years ago
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    SBL.....I asked Whimsical Will and he sent me the open items. I e-mailed it to you...........Pete

    --- SpongeBobLuvr
    4 down, 5 to go.
    Sonic SBL   Offline  -  Participant  -  01-22-06 05:51 PM  -  13 years ago
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    4 down, 5 to go.
    peterpuck9   Offline  -  Participant  -  01-22-06 01:19 AM  -  13 years ago
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    SBL....I got your e-mail. Thanks. I have one more.....

    Will: Only a select few have been allowed in.
    [excerpt from Bowling for Soup "1985"] Bruce Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana.


    Tim P. Ryan   Offline  -  Participant, MP3  -  01-12-06 09:57 PM  -  13 years ago
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    In Wizard of Oz, they are "The Lollipop Guild", craftsmen of sweets.
    'T-Bone' changed it enough so we can recognize it, but still be different.
    -Tim

    --- SpongeBobLuvr
    I really thought the "Lollipop Kids" thing was from The Wizard of Oz. It was done by a bunch of women.
    peterpuck9   Offline  -  Participant  -  01-12-06 09:24 PM  -  13 years ago
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    Originally that's where it was from, yes. I would have to hear the song again in order to try to get the rest of the "unknown excerpts"

    --- SpongeBobLuvr
    I really thought the "Lollipop Kids" thing was from The Wizard of Oz. It was done by a bunch of women.

    Don\'t forget! There\'s a couple excerpts which I don\'t know what they are.
    Sonic SBL   Offline  -  Participant  -  01-12-06 01:36 PM  -  13 years ago
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    I really thought the "Lollipop Kids" thing was from The Wizard of Oz. It was done by a bunch of women.

    Don't forget! There's a couple excerpts which I don't know what they are.
    peterpuck9   Offline  -  Participant  -  01-12-06 01:06 AM  -  13 years ago
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    Just lose it. {Right!}
    Go crazy {Really!}-from Eminem "Just Lose It"

    I say "don't you know?"
    You say you don't know-from Franz Ferdinand "Take Me Out"

    We are the lollipop kids, the lollipop kids, the lollipop kids!-from Tom "T-Bone" Stankus "Existential Blues



    --- SpongeBobLuvr
    Please let me know if you know the whereabouts of the unknown excerpts by posting here.
    Sonic SBL   Offline  -  Participant  -  01-02-06 06:25 PM  -  13 years ago
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    Please let me know if you know the whereabouts of the unknown excerpts by posting here.
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