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I'm Not A Man 
By: Sudden Death
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Duration: 3:19 
Release Date: 1995  (M_Robertcop) 
Lyrics By: Tom Rockwell (M_Robertcop) 
Music By: Tom Rockwell (M_Robertcop) 
Produced By: Sudden Death (M_Robertcop) 
Released By: FIDIM Interactive, LLC (M_Robertcop) 
Published By: FIDIM Publishing (M_Robertcop) 
Licensing: CC 
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  • Parody of "I Got A Man" by Positive K (czwrefsteven)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Hey, big boy, ooh, you're lookin' fine
    I like your little mustache and your cute behind
    What the hell are you talking about?
    Yeah, I like guys who go the other route
    What-cha say you and me go dance?
    There's something you should know. I don't think you understand
    This can't be, tell me is it me?
    What's the matter, hon, don't you like what you see?
    No, it's not that, I knew you didn't understand
    How should I say this...I'm not a man
    What's the point in tryin' to lie to me?
    I told ya, I find that really hard to believe
    I was born a woman, don't you see these breasts?
    I know that they're fake, so just give it a rest
    I'll admit I think you got a nice face
    Yeah, now you're talkin' baby, let's go back to my place
    I didn't know this was a gay bar, so my position stands
    I already told ya, I'm not a man
    What's the point in tryin' to lie to me?
    I'm not a man, I find that really hard to believe
    I'm not a man, what's the point in tryin' to lie to me?
    I'm not a man, I just can't believe that
    Why don't you believe me? This just isn't fair
    Just look at these legs, they're all covered in hair
    I'll win you over if it takes all night
    Because I'm really turned on by transvestites
    Are you really that stupid? Do I sound like a guy?
    Have you ever heard a guy with a voice this high?
    I've heard guys with higher voices than you got
    You sound like the members of the New Kids On The Block
    It really must suck to live the life you've got
    Are you a hunter? Because your brain is shot
    You got a five o'clock shadow and you look very strong
    So I don't see any way that I could be wrong
    Why don't you just give up and give me this dance
    I know you're a man, there's a bulge in your pants
    My tampon is full, why don't you mind your own business?
    If that's not a mustache, then what the hell is it?
    I think you better get new glasses man, 'Cause me?
    I've never been a man
    What's the point in tryin' to lie to me
    I'm not a man, I find that really hard to believe
    I'm not a man, what's the point in tryin' to lie to me?
    I'm not a man, I just can't believe that
    What am I, some desperate man
    Who just wants to get you for a one night stand?
    You can be a lumberjack and I'll be your log
    You got a better chance of getting on with my dog
    We can't have nothin'? It all depends
    I'm not worried, I know I'm gonna get you in the end
    What's that supposed to mean? I want into your jeans
    I'll smack you so hard, that would bring true my dreams
    You gotta understand, a lot of men here are eyesores
    But to me you're more beautiful than Boy George
    You're not my type; I like guys who like girls
    So why don't you go fall off the end of the world
    Your nose is so big, you must weigh a ton
    Your legs are so hairy, your panty hose run
    I'll take you on trips all across the land
    What part of no don't you understand?
    You're the type of guy that can nurture me
    I was the cutest little girl in the nursery
    I think you just had some good surgery

    I don't have to take this, I'm outta here
    No, wait, sit down, c'mon, join me for a beer
    Why would I wanna stay here with you?
    You know you can't resist the thought of me with you
    I'll do things to you that you've never even seen
    I'm very creative when I'm with drag queens
    If you say no now, then you'll change your mind
    And when I do, I won't be hard to find
    I'm the man of your dreams and I'm sure that
    You're the type of guy I've been lookin' for
    Just come back here with your fake breasts flappin'
    I'm not a man, you're not a what?
    Now when did this happen?
    What's the point in tryin' to lie to me?
    I'm not a man, I find that really hard to believe
    I'm not a man, what's the point in tryin' to lie to me
    I'm not a man, I just can't believe that
    I'm not a man, you have to be, so give it a rest
    I'm not a man, I know you are, but what am I?
    I'm not a man, well, not like me
    I'm not a man
    (samuel_whyte)
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    Played on 4 shows:
    05-19-18, #KMCC-12-1905-23-07, #KMCC_3-10
    06-02-09, #KMCC_05-1809-12-05, #FFM-9
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