Seven Bladed Razor by Jere7my Tho?rpe

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Seven Bladed Razor
By: Jere7my Tho?rpe

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Duration:	3:42
Release Date:	2006 (j7y)
Lyrics By:	jere7my tho?rpe (j7y)
Music By:	jere7my tho?rpe (j7y)
Produced By:	jere7my tho?rpe (j7y)
Released By:	unreleased (j7y)
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Parody of "Seven Nation Army" by White Stripe. (peterpuck9)

Features a kazoo solo and a vibrator. (j7y)

Inspired by a Gillette Fusion display in the grocery store. (j7y)

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They're finally makin' one!
A seven bladed razor's gonna shave my face.
I'm gonna buy me one.
I'll be the winner in the razor race.
And every cartridge that I have to buy
Will cost me three days' pay.
But there's a battery that makes it buzz,
My sister says it's great. (Ooh! Tee-hee!)
And I've just gotta have those white stripes
To soothe and lubricate.

The first one lifts the hair
Every single blade's been so carefully placed.
The second cuts the hair.
And the third and fourth begin to peel my face.
Now the fifth is s'posed to mow my lawn,
Which I have not yet tried.
And I can't tell you what the sixth is for,
'cause it's classified.
But the seventh, I know in my bones,
Is my shaving grace.

(kazoo solo)
(Shaving Cream)

I cut my earlobe off.
One time I dropped it, now my cat's a Manx.
Charmin and Angel Soft
Wrote me a letter to express their thanks.
And I'm bleedin', and I'm bleedin', and I'm bleedin'
On the bathroom floor.
All the blood is gonna bleed from me,
But I'll go to the store.
Because the people on the TV screen
Say there's one with eight. (j7y)

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