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Cell Phone Tumor

(Parody of Cat Scratch Fever by Ted Nugent)


Owwwww!!!!!!

Well, my brain is really buzzin'
When the phone calls come
The waves are comin' through me
Even if the research says that radiation's not good
I'm getting weekends for free

I got a cell phone tumor
Cell phone tumor

Well, I got a brand new calling plan
I use even more
Got it from the stereo store
When I went to see the doctor
'Cuz my brain was so sore
He said, "It's growin' for sure
You've got a cell phone tumor
Not a bad health rumor
A nerdy baby boomer
With a cell phone tumor"

It's not too dangerous
I feel no pain
I use it night and day
I know that transmitter's
Next to my brain
It makes my brain cells fry and die
It's worse than crack cocaine

Hello?

Warning- radiation safety level exceeded.
What the?
Please press end immediately and place cell phone in the provided lead lined carrying case.

Control my cell phone tumor
Cell phone tumor
Another baby boomer
With a cell phone tumor

This thing's gettin' hot!
(Marcus Tee)
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05-28-06, #MMS-29
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