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| Parody of "The Christmas Song" by Nat King Cole (czwrefsteven) |
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Chipmunks Roasting On an Open Fire
(Parody of The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire) by Nat King Cole)
Chipmunks roasting on an open fire
Hot sauce dripping from their toes
( Oh! That tickles! )
Yuletide squirrels fresh filleted by the choir
They poked hot skewers through their nose
( Ow! Wrong end, cowboy! )
Everybody knows some pepper and a garlic clove
Help to make them seasoned right
Tiny rats with a crisp golden coat
Will really hit the spot tonight
And now when Santa sees his tray
( Ho ho ho ho ho ho )
There'll be some homemade chipmunk jerky for his sleigh
( Mmmm! Hey, look at that! )
And every hungry child is gonna spy
To see if chipmunks really sing when they fry
And so, I'm brushing on some honey glaze
To keep them crisp and juicy too
Let s hope they get served many times, many ways
Tasty Chipmunks, good food
Oh, Nat, Mr. Cole?
Yes, sir. Mr. Seville?
Would you mind handing me the barbecue sauce? I am starved!
Oh! No problem, Dave. Hey listen, you best be havin' two of those drumsticks, 'cause they're oh-so tiny and there ain't much meat upon 'em
What about animal rights, Dave?
Put a sock in it, Melvin
You know, for years people said you over-rated hamsters were my meal ticket. Now I guess you could just say you're my meal!
That's a good one, Dave, I always knew you was the funny one in the group!
Damn straight!
And so I'm offering some recipes
From chipmunk pie to chipmunk stew
I'm not really sad that it ended this way
Furry chipmunks, screw you
Did you hear that Melvin? Melvin? Melvin? Mellllviiiiin?"
Why, I'm sorry Dave, did you want Melvin? There's plenty of Thagadore left, though (Marcus Tee) |
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Current Rating
5.7
(5 votes)
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| Played on 31 shows: |
 | 12-09-22, #WOTR_305 | | 12-09-07, #MMS-102 |
| 12-14-18, #WOTR_116 |  | 12-02-07, #07-48 |
| 12-24-16, #KMCC-11-08 | | 07-29-07, #MMS-87 |
| 12-04-16, #MMS-206 | | 12-19-06, #MMS-58 |
| 07-23-16, #WOTR_09 | | 12-17-06, #06-51 |
| 12-21-15, #MMCZ-15-01 | | 12-13-05, #MMS-8 |
| 12-12-15, #AOTA-151212 | | 12-11-05, #05-50 |
| 12-09-14, #BWR-14-12-09 | | 12-05-04, #XM-80 |
| 12-07-13, #13-49 | | 12-05-04, #04-49 |
| 12-13-11, #BWR-11-12-13 | | 12-08-03, #XM-29 |
| 12-10-11, #11-50 | | 12-07-03, #03-49 |
| 12-21-09, #BR-09-98 | | 12-01-03, #XM-28 |
| 12-20-09, #09-51 | | 07-20-03, #03-29 |
| 12-13-09, #MMS-133 | | 12-08-02, #02-49 |
| 12-22-08, #MMS-120 | | 12-09-01, #01-49 |
| 11-30-08, #08-48 | | |
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fiogf49gjkf0d You know ASTBJEFan is right!! And she happens to be a BIG fan of Alvin and the Chipmunks! She is right, Bob, SCREW YOU!!!
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fiogf49gjkf0d This is one of the worst songs ever!!!!!! It makes me sick!!!!! The Chipmunks will be still be famous when Bob DIES!!!!! The Chipmunks and Dave are such a tight family!!! NO BOB SCREW YOU!
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