Nuttin' But Spam  By: Robert Lund

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Duration:	2:30
Release Date:	2003  (Spaff.com)
Lyrics By:	M. Spaff Sumsion (Spaff.com)
Music By:	M. Spaff Sumsion (Spaff.com)
Produced By:	Robert Lund (Spaff.com)
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Facts:

"Nuttin For Christmas" was originally done by Barry Gordon. (czwrefsteven)

Featured on The FUMP, 12/14/2007. (Tim P. Ryan)

Parody of "Nuttin' for Christmas" (Tepper/Bennett) (MarlinsGirl)

Web pages about this song:

Elves Gone Wild! "Nuttin But Spam" Parody of "Nuttin for Christmas" (Spaff.com)

Where to Buy:

Elves Gone Wild! The Robert Lund Christmas CD (Spaff.com)

Song Lyrics:

I checked my box at AOL Somebody e-mailed me A chirpy voice said, "You've got mail" Somebody e-mailed me But it's all crap from herbal quacks Tricks for dodging income tax Russian nymphomaniacs Somebody e-mailed me I got a computer for Christmas Eight zillion M.B. of RAM But I'm gettin' hostile for Christmas 'Cause I'm gettin' nuttin' but spam I don't need loans from offshore banks Somebody e-mailed me I've never owned no septic tanks Somebody e-mailed me Old Iraq Most Wanted cards Kinky housewives' warm regards No-repayment Mastercards Somebody e-mailed me Oh, I'm gettin' freaked out for Christmas How do they know where I am? I'm gettin' ornery for Christmas 'Cause I'm gettin' nuttin' but spam They've got Viagra at half price Somebody e-mailed me A voodoo weight control device Somebody e-mailed me I don't need hidden camera stuff Donald Rumsfeld in the buff My kielbasa's long enough! Somebody e-mailed me Oh, I'm gettin' ticked off for Christmas Free pay-per-view is a scam And I'm gettin' angry for Christmas 'Cause I'm gettin' nuttin' but spam So you better back off Whatever you do If I track you down, I'm warning you I'll get postal for Christmas! © Spaff.com 2003+ (MarlinsGirl)

Available on the following albums:
Elves Gone Wild	The FuMP, Volume 6
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Played on 17 shows:
	12-14-18, #WOTR_116		11-14-08, #BR-08-48
	12-24-13, #BWR-13-12-24		07-21-08, #MMS-115p
	07-10-12, #BWR-12-07-10		07-20-08, #MMS-115
	09-24-10, #MMDT20_10-39		01-19-08, #BR-08-02
	12-12-09, #BR-09-97		12-15-07, #ROTP_173
	12-01-09, #KMCC_6-04		12-23-06, #ROTP_122
	01-23-09, #BR-09-57		12-10-06, #MMS-57
	12-20-08, #ROTP_226		12-31-05, #ISGD-05-93
	12-12-08, #BR-08-54
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