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3:27
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2005 (sfjpk30)
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ASCAP #321349975 (Stavro Arrgolus)
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Well my VCR went on the fritz And I took it to the repairman Eighty-five dollars just to open up the back and stick his nose on in He said "You can get a brand new VCR For thirty dollars more than I can fix This out-of-date, antique, can't-get-these-parts-for-several-weeks, if-at-all, piece of ...!"
It's a boat anchor Eight-event-programming boat anchor Clock flashin' twelve, Throw it in the lake, hold your boat in place Boat anchor
Well my computer went on the fritz And I took it to the repairman Eighty-five dollars just to open up the back and stick his nose on in He said "You can get a brand new computer For two hundred more than I can fix This out-of-date, antique, can't-get-these-parts-for-several-weeks, if-at-all, piece of ...!"
It's a boat anchor 286 megahertz boat anchor Monochrome monitor, Throw it in the lake, hold your boat in place Boat anchor
Well you can't get your money back For all of that broken crap That you spent your hard-earned dollar on And the warranty they tout Has a way of runnin' out The very day before the smoke comes pourin' out
As the sun is setting on Lake Drowned Appliance And I pull in one last perch Don't you know that it's time to go So I pull the anchor up by the rope Up from the bottom comes a color TV With a 26" diagonal tube And though I may gripe, that repairman was right You know my old rowboat has never moved
It's a boat anchor Cable-ready boat anchor Picture-in-a-picture, Throw it in the lake, hold your boat in place Boat anchor
It's a boat anchor Look at all those remotes down there boat anchor Yeah, right next to the cell phones Throw it in the lake, hold your boat in place Boat anchor (Marcus Tee) |
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