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Duration: 1:38 
Release Date: 5/1/1966  (MarlinsGirl) 
Lyrics By: Bill Cosby (MarlinsGirl) 
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Produced By: Roy Silver (MarlinsGirl) 
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Published By: Manger Music, Inc. BMI (MarlinsGirl) 
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Do you know what my mother tried to kill me with?

I can eat anything in the world. I can. Raw fish, I don't care, I can eat it. I've eaten in Japan, all over, love the food, not a thing wrong with it. Uh, raw snake, anything. Been to Mexico, I eat anything. Any food, I eat it.

But I can not get down a lump of Cream of Wheat.

Something happens to me, and every time I swallow it, it gets right *there* and it - urk. I can not get down a lump of -- You can hold a $5,000 bill right in front of my face. Put it in my hand. "Swallow the lump, you can have it--" Can't get it down!

I can not get it down. And my mother tried to kill me off with that Cream of Wheat. She'd bring that bowl down and I'd just look at it. Take that spoon and stir it up. I knew that lump was in there somewhere. And I'll find it if I have to look five hours! I know that there's a lump in there.

And I'd find it. "Here it is! Tried to kill me off!"

And as soon as I'd put the cream in it, five more'd show up. "They're all in here! They're all in the Cream of Wheat, all these lumps to make you gag."

And then she'd try to cover up the lumps by putting raisins in the cream of wheat. No chance. My throat knows a raisin from a lump of Cream of Wheat, I'm telling you that.

She tried to do the same thing to my mashed potatoes! Puttin' raisins in my mashed potatoes. I'll find it.
(Shalom)
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