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Man - I Feel Like a Mormon 
By: Robert Lund
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Duration: 2:38 
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Lyrics By: Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion (MarlinsGirl) 
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  • Parody of Shania Twain's "Man! I Feel Like a Woman!" (MarlinsGirl)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Hello, Elders!

    I left L.A. and drove
    Out here to Pleasant Grove
    Just lookin' for some peace and ca-a-a-alm
    But instead I found
    Children all around
    Makes me wanna be a mo-o-o-om

    It's nice when religions
    Make your decisions
    It takes a little pressure o-o-o-off
    I'll never smoke a thing
    I'm through with gamble-ing
    And when I rock, I do it so-o-o-oft

    The best thing about bein' a Mormon
    Is church ain't over when the Sunday meeting's done, and

    Pro-oh-vo
    Is totally modest
    Even in August
    Sleeved shirts, long skirts
    Pro-oh-vo
    Heck of a time, yeah, cloggin' at the Y

    Pro-oh-vo
    Follow my conscience
    To General Conference
    Really big hair
    Totally square
    Pro-oh-vo
    The choir's a thrill, yeah, and tithing's quite a de-al
    Man! I feel like a Mormon!

    I'll burn off my tattoos
    I'm through with drinkin' booze
    And Pepsi if it has caffee-e-e-eine
    I'll un-pierce my nose
    Rent censored videos
    And nothing past PG-thirtee-e-e-en

    The best thing about bein' a Mormon
    Is cheap tuition when you go to Brigham Young, in

    Pro-oh-vo
    I'm readin' the En-sun
    'bout Ezra Taft Benson
    Straight blocks, clean socks
    Pro-oh-vo
    Pepsodent smile, yeah, 1950's style

    Pro-oh-vo
    Choosin' The Right's fun
    I'm white and delightsome
    Joinin' the Church
    Fightin' the urge
    Pro-oh-vo
    I'm totally feelin' the missionary ze-al
    Man! I feel like a Mormon!

    I feel like an Osmond!
    Flippin' righteous!
    I feel like a Mormon!


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