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Duration: 2:07 
Release Date: 2003 
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  • Parody of "I Heard It Through The Grapevine" by Creedence Clearwater Revival (Dave AuJus)
  • Song Lyrics:

    I bet you're wondering how I knew
    That Prince Charles and Lady Di were through.
    Was waiting in line at the grocery store.
    Took a peek at the dirt about Demi Moore.
    And it took me by surprise I must say
    When I found out the Pope was gay.

    I read it in the tabloids.
    Elvis Presley's doing just fine.
    They put it in the tabloids.
    Got a look at Fergi's boobs, my my.
    Honey, honey, yeah.


    You know JFK didn't really die.
    They got a picture and he looks all right.
    And Ross Perot's hanging out with ET.
    This woman had a kid at a hundred and three.

    And you could have seen it all for yourself
    'Cause it's right there upon the shelf.
    Oh, I read it in the tabloids.
    You know Madonna used to be a boy.
    I saw it in the tabloids
    Right next to a cure for hemorrhoids.
    Honey, honey, yeah.

    (Dave AuJus)
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    Played on 1 show:
    06-23-19, #OTR-5-25
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