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  • Parody of "Come Out And Play (Keep 'Em Separated)" by The Offspring (Dave AuJus)
  • Song Lyrics:

    He got the wrong foot amputated

    The doctor had compassion
    He tried to cure my disease
    I was sweating on the way to the op room
    Gave me sedatives to put me at ease
    They put me on a gurney
    In a hospital gown
    They gave me anesthetic
    And they shut my legs down
    'You won't feel a thing'
    Is what the doctor told me
    'We're gonna whack it off,
    Whack it off whack it off whack it off'

    Hey!
    Man you must be kidding me
    Take a look
    He got the wrong foot amputated
    Hey!
    You should have cut the other knee
    Take a bow
    He got the wrong foot amputated

    Hey that leg was fine
    You mean to tell me
    That this stuff happens all the time
    Hey this ain't my day

    Ok Mr. Johnson. I see you're here for the irreversible vasectomy. Well, we'll just get you shaved right here. This might sting a little bit.

    Don't want to here no excuses
    It's already too late
    Don't try to say I got a two for one sale
    A woman that I know went through a similar fate
    She came in for a checkup
    And they tied off her tubes
    Another one had cancer
    And they took the wrong boob
    The other leg was sick
    It was the one with gangrene
    Why didn't they whack it off
    Whack it off, whack it off, whack it off

    Hey!
    Man you must be kidding me
    Take a look
    He got the wrong foot amputated
    Hey!
    You should have cut the other knee
    Take a bow
    He's getting pretty aggravated

    Hey that leg was fine
    You mean to tell me
    That this stuff happens all the time
    Hey this ain't my day


    (Dave AuJus)
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    Played on 1 show:
    12-08-07, #MMS-101
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