Ballad Of Gary Condit by Bob Rivers

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Ballad Of Gary Condit
By: Bob Rivers

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Parody of "The Ballad of Davey Crockett" (Marcus Tee)

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Gary, Gary Condit king of the poon frontier
He served as a congressman in old DC
From the golden state by the western sea
Had him a concubine, or maybe two or three
And a cute little intern name of Chaundra Levy
Gary, Gary Condit grabbing 'em by the ears

He snuck in a stewardess through the back door
Tied up Chaundra Levy with a necktie off the floor
Had a preacher's daughter down on all fours
He loved to spank their bottoms 'till they were red and sore
Gary, Gary Condit, king of the wild and weird

When Chaundra went a missing he got really quiet
Told his staff and lawyer to please deny it
Said that his sex life it should be private
Took a lie detector test but no one would buy it
Gary, Gary Condit, this is just not your year

He went back to congress like all was well
Some of his constituents'd go to Hell
All over Washington, so we hear tell
Police dogs are sniffing for that intern smell
Gary, Gary Condit, king of the poon frontier

His gland is busy and his gland never rests
Like Clinton and Kennedy he loves young breasts
Just a son of a gun like all of the rest
A horny politician, you know they're the best
Gary, Gary Condit, king of the poon frontier
This is just not his year

Y'all keep looking now, ya' hear?

What'd ya' find there boy?
Oh, it's just another homeless guy.
Come on. Keep looking there. Come on.

(Dave AuJus)

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