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  • Parody of “Gimme Three Steps” by Lynyrd Skynyrd (Dave AuJus)
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    I was facing the judge for possession of drugs
    'Cause I was drivin' while I was stewed
    When in walked a man with a coin in his hand
    And said please don't prosecute
    He said hey fair fellow with the brains made of Jell-O
    Wipe that barf off your shoes
    Cause there's a program out there for the liquor impaired
    And it might just be for you

    I said, "excuse me?"

    Oh won't you give me twelve steps
    Give me twelve steps your honor
    Take my first step toward the door
    Give me twelve steps
    Give me twelve steps your honor
    And you'll never hear me slur no more

    Thank-you your honor you're not going to regret this. I swear I am going to straighten up and fly right. Since I won't be driving apparently

    Well the fog went away when I had 90 days
    Of drinkin' soda pop and nothing more
    And I'm tellin' you son well it ain't much fun
    Stayin' straight is a full time chore
    But each night I dream about Big Bamboo
    And getting baked like I did before
    And you can smell me dreaming a mile away
    'Cause I was slamin' 'em as fast as they poured

    Won't you give me twelve shots
    Give me six two fisters
    When they're done you can pour some more
    They gave me twelve steps
    Gave me twelve steps mister
    Now I only party when I snore


    Ok Tommy I got just enough time for seven more before the alarm goes off. Ok. You know it's a good thing this is a dream 'cause I got to take a little pee test in the morning and I'm down to my last pair of dry shoes.

    Hey wait a minute. Where are you guys going? Is it closing time already? I just got started. Hey hey!

    Another morning. Oh, 91 days. Alright. Oh! I gotta be at flight school in a half an hour. I better get walkin'. Oh lookie, dry shoes. I love 'em.


    (Dave AuJus)
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