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  • Parody of "Keep Your Hands to Yourself" by The Georgia Satellites (Dave AuJus)
  • Song Lyrics:
    I got a little boy in my choir
    And I love to hear him sing
    Gonna take him to the rectory basement
    Play with his wang

    Each time I get caught
    I get the same old thing
    Don't do no huggin'
    No kissin'
    Priests don't even get a weddin' ring

    My Bishop my buddy
    Please put my case on the back shelf
    He said just bless that wine
    And keep this all between ourselves

    Oh Bishop, bishop, bishop
    Why you won't transfer me away
    I still like little boys
    I still feel the same way
    Why don't they cut me a break
    And let me milk my own cow
    But they said
    No tuggin' the monkey
    You took a little chastity vow

    Hey Johnny my Pope
    Please don't ask and don't tell
    He said don't fondle no minors
    Keep your hands to yourself

    But I still wanted one real bad
    And I was about to dig in
    Now we are talking about
    Man-boy love
    And that's a big mortal sin
    I said Timmy keep this secret
    For the rest of your life
    But he told his mommy and daddy
    And then they called channel 5
    Oh Lord my savior
    Please don't burn me in Hell
    He said
    Don't hand me that line
    And toddle off to your cell


    'Hello there son, I'm Father Gaygan, what might your name be?'

    'I'm Bubba. '

    'Well, Bubba, that's quite a nice name. You're quite a big fella' aren't ya''
    Oh Lord have mercy.'


    (Dave AuJus)
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