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2:42 (Stavro Arrgolus)
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Every Christmas morning, underneath the tree
Lots of lovely presents are waiting there for me
And though I'm quite delighted
It's hard to get excited
Who needs another sweater?
Hey, Santa, there is something that I'd like a whole lot better
[Spoken:]
Are you listening, Santa?
I've been a good girl this year
And there's only one thing that I want...
[Sung:]
I want a boob job for Christmas
Big old knockers out to here;
It would make me proud to be endowed
Like the Playmate of the Year!
I want a boob job for Christmas
Make them big and make them wide;
The only blimps as big as these
Say "Goodyear" on the side!
[Backups:]
Heaving, hefty, happy hooters
Squishy, gushing lactic shooters
Loads of curvy cleavage on display.
(Woo!)
Lusty, busty watermelons
Each as big as Mount St. Helens
That is what she wants this holiday!
Ooh
[Spoken:]
Santa, give me this one gift
It's not my spirits that are sagging--
It's my boobs that need a lift!
Oh, Santa, you know this Christmas season
Give me a pair of juicy jugs
And you can be the first to squeeze 'em!
[Sung:]
I want a boob job for Christmas
Spongy silicone balloons;
Who needs a boat? I can stay afloat
With my bulging chest pontoons!
[Backups:]
Bursting, beefy, bouncing bozos
Wild and wiggly whomping wallows
Nestled in a cup that's double-D
(Laughs)
Massive, milky, meaty mammaries
Big enough to feed two families
Santa, won't you listen to her plea?
[Spoken:] Santa, please!
[Sung:]
I want a boob job for Christmas
And when you've done that, Santa dear
If it's okay, send my way
A nose job come next year
Songwriter(s): Tom Griswold, Bob Kevoian, Ricky Rydell, Steve Allee
© 2009-2022 Bob & Tom, LLC (ASCAP/BMI) (CajunDementoid) |
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Current Rating
9.9
(4 votes)
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| Played on 20 shows: |
 | 12-18-16, #MMS-208 |  | 12-05-04, #04-49 |
| 12-19-15, #15-51 | | 12-15-03, #XM-30 |
| 12-11-11, #MMS-146 | | 12-07-03, #03-49 |
| 07-26-11, #BWR-11-07-26 | | 12-01-03, #XM-28 |
| 12-13-09, #MMS-133 | | 12-15-02, #02-50 |
| 12-22-08, #MMS-120 | | 12-09-01, #01-49 |
| 12-07-08, #08-49 | | 07-22-01, #01-29 |
| 12-16-07, #07-50 | | 12-17-00, #00-51 |
| 12-04-05, #05-49 | | 12-03-00, #00-49 |
| 12-05-04, #XM-80 | | 12-05-99, #99-49 |
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they take the decision of purchasing the music. This right is expressly permitted
under "Fair Use" as nonprofit educational purposes only. The
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