Things You Never See by George Carlin

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Things You Never See

By: George Carlin

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Duration:	0:55
Release Date:	1990 (Stavro Arrgolus)
Lyrics By:	George Carlin (Stavro Arrgolus)
Music By:	N/A (Stavro Arrgolus)
Produced By:	George Carlin (Stavro Arrgolus)
Released By:	Eardrum 91593-1 (Stavro Arrgolus)
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In this bit, Carlin recycles a joke and punches it up a bit. His 1977 "On The Road" album cold opens with the line, "Did you ever notice there aren't many Chinese guys named Rusty?" It was just a quick line that he expands on a little in this short bit. (Stavro Arrgolus)

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You'd never see a guy jogging down the street listening to a 'Shitman'. No, that's one of those things you never see. There's a lot of things you never see and you don't know you don't see 'em because you don't see 'em. You gotta see something first to know you never saw it. Then you see it and say, "Hey, I never saw that." Too late, you just saw it. I know things you never see. You never a Rolls Royce with a bumper sticker that says "s**t happens." You never a really big, tall, fat Chinese guy with red hair. You never see a wheelchair with a roll bar. You never see someone taking a s**t while running at full speed. And you never see a picture of Margaret Thatcher strapping on a *****.

©1990 George Carlin (Stavro Arrgolus)

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