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Duration: 1:03 
Release Date: 1974  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: George Carlin (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: N/A (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By: Monte Kay/Jack Lewis/George Carlin (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Released By: Little David LD 3003 (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Published By: Dead Sea Music Inc. (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Licensing: BMI (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Keywords: ICE, STAND-UP COMEDY, WATER 
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Facts:
  • This short bit ends Side 1 of the original LP. It was likely arranged in that manner to even out the durations on each side of the record. This was a common practice in the days of those antiquated things called 'records'. At the end of a day, we would climb down off our dinosaurs and listen to these 'records' using needles made from beaks of apteryx, a wingless bird with hairy feathers. Our grandparents had it tougher. Dinosaurs hadn't evolved yet, so they had to walk everywhere...and they had to listen to 8-Tracks. (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • Song Lyrics:
    I'm gonna get some water, what ya call your water. This here's your H2O, my friend. I don't mind tellin' yez, from yer scientific community. Look at that, hah? It just drops and drips. Water sez who cares. "Drink me, I don't give a s**t. Put me on your ass! I don't care." Water sez, "Leave me alone, I'm in the lake! Get that oil away from my water place."

    Some ice...ice is water. Some water hasn't been water in a long time. It's ice in the North Pole! Long time, no water! What are you? "I'm ice. I was water. I'm hoping to be water again..after the Ice Age- ha ha ha."

    What about ice? You could be two kinds of ice. You could be ice made in a machine at a Holiday Inn, (makes goofy noise) or you could be a hunka ice that comes across a mail pouch sign in Minnesota in January twenty-one.

    Sometimes I just say s**t I never heard before, man. I dunno.
    (Stavro Arrgolus)
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    Current Rating 9.0 (1 vote)
    Played on 1 show:
    01-29-11, #MMS-140
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