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Little Johnny Johnson wants an M-16
Sister Suzie wants an Uzi and a sub-machine
Kids are making wishes and war-time strategies
Singing, "Happy, Happy Birthday to the Prince of Peace"

Buy war toys for Christmas; have a happy holiday
Santa's traded in his red cap for a Green Beret
Teach those happy little children to be hell-cats when they play
And have a very merry military day

Jamie wants the latest deadly laser gun
Little Tommy asked his mommy for his own B-1
Kids are droppin' napalm on their Christmas trees
Singing, "Happy, Happy Birthday to the Prince of Peace"

Buy war toys for Christmas; have a happy holiday
Santa knows the missile-tows the line in every way
Teach those happy little children to be hell-cats when they play
And have a very merry military day

(BRIDGE: music + toy laser gun sounds)

We all have our fingers crossed
For another Cold War frost
Singing, "Oh, by golly,
Let's be jolly
Deck---the holocaust (pronounced like "holly-caust")!"

Darlin' Danny Simpson armed his own brigade
Staged a coup and overthrew the Christmas day parade
Kids are roastin' chestnuts and burning effigies
Singing, "Happy, Happy Birthday to the Prince of Peace"

Buy war toys for Christmas; have a happy holiday
Santa's fired his reindeer; now, he flies the "Enola Gay"
Teach those happy little children to be hell-cats when they play
And have a very merry military day

And have a very merry military day

Singing "Happy Happy Birthday to the Prince....of....Peeeee-eace"

(Toy-ish sound effect of bomb dropping)
(ChrisWolvie)
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