Twelve Days of Christmas by The Yobs

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Twelve Days of Christmas

By: The Yobs

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Duration:	3:19
Release Date:	1980 (karlap)
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From "Christmas Album" (karlap)

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A vibrator with a battery

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Two blow-up dolls
And a vibrator with a battery

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Three rubber johnnies
Two blow-up dolls
And a vibrator with a battery

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Four urine samples
Three rubber johnnies
Two blow-up dolls
And a vibrator with a battery

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Five f***ing whores
One, two, three, four urine samples
Three rubber johnnies
Two blow-up dolls
And a vibrator with a battery

**(verses 6 - 10 in order)**

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eleven buggered ends
Ten turd burglars
Nine ways of wanking
Eight posing pouches
Seven strap-on dildos
Six soapy gussets
Five f***ing whores
One, two, three, four urine samples
Three rubber johnnies
Two blow-up dolls
And a vibrator with a battery

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Twelve smelly cunts **(sung to tune of "Five golden rings")**
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten,
Eleven buggered ends
Ten turd burglars
Nine ways of wanking
Eight posing pouches
Seven strap-on dildos
Six soapy gussets
Five f***ing whores
One, two, three, four urine samples
Three rubber johnnies
Two blow-up dolls
And a vibrator with a battery
(karlap)

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*Available on the following albums:*
Christmas Album [Import]	The Worst of the Yobs [Import]
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