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Losing My Edge (Demo) 
By: TV's Kyle
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Duration: 3:47 
Release Date: 3/5/2008  (TVsKyle) 
Lyrics By: Kyle Carrozza (peterpuck9) 
Music By: Kyle Carrozza (peterpuck9) 
Produced By: TVs Kyle (peterpuck9) 
Released By: thefump.com (peterpuck9) 
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Losing My Edge

I'm the man: A statement that was once true,
but it's not anymore. I am not the rough and tumble stud-muffin that I was before. Used to work out. There was no doubt that I was a stud. Now I'm just a dud. Went to a bar and bit five guy's heads off. It was self-defense and it was my first offense. I can only run 14 thousand lousy miles. I am only on my 18th illegitimate child. Used to be the bomb but that really was a while ago. What is wrong with me? I used to be so tough! Regenerating all my limbs just isn't enough. I was the creator of the sub-atomic wedge. Now I'm losing my edge. I am losing my edge. Used to be able to hold my breath for two weeks. I reached my peak. Jumped the Grand Canyon but I used my bicycle. I'm such a geek. Once got my kicks just eating sticks. Now I'll sometimes eat a meal. A shameful thing to reveal. On a dare I would chop my whole hand off. Then I started getting scared it would stop growing back there. One time I bench pressed the entire football team. Now I only lift half of them. I am losing steam. I am such a wuss it just makes me wanna scream. What happened to me? I once was super fly. I just boxed Mike Tyson and it was declared a tie. Just a few months back I used my teeth to trim the hedge. Now I'm losing my edge. I am losing my edge. What is up with me? I once was the big thing. Ransacked third-world nations and made them crown me their king. Beat up Arnold Schwartzenegger. Taught him to play fetch. Now I'm losing my edge. I am losing my edge. Bash heads in with a sledge. I am losing my edge.

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