Goddammit Marc Gunn, Shut Up About Your Cat  By: Worm Quartet

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Duration:	1:47
Release Date:	6/24/2008  (DJ Particle)
Lyrics By:	Timothy F. Crist (Stavro Arrgolus)
Music By:	Timothy F. Crist (Stavro Arrgolus)
Produced By:	sHOeBOx (peterpuck9)
Released By:	TheFuMP.com (peterpuck9)
Published By:	FIDIM Publishing (Stavro Arrgolus)
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Goddammit Marc Gunn, shut up about your cat There's a world of subject matter to explore beyond that Oh how cute, she licked your eyelid Oh how cute, she licked your bisque Oh how cute, she's licking dookie From her puckered asterisk Goddammit Marc Gunn, your non-Bard discography Is little more than an autoharp-heavy ode to all felinity Oh how cute, she spewed a hairball Oh how cute, she took a wiz Oh how cute, she scratched your face Isn't she precious? Yesh she is! I'm a cat owner myself, but there's more to life, I swear Than serenading walking screeching wads of allergens and hair Read a book, go for a walk, see a movie, knit a quilt Maybe buy yourself a lint brush, get the cat hair off your kilt You don't just wear it on your sleeve, your scratched-up banner is unfurled You're the "I Can Has Cheezburger" of the Celtic filking world Do the cat songs get the ladies? How much action have you got? My suspicion is that ceiling cat's been watching you a lot Goddammit Marc Gunn, shut up about your cat There’s a ***** joke here; I’ll let Seamonkey handle that Oh how cute, she licked your sandwich Oh how cute, she chewed your pen Oh how cute, she ate a thumbtack, coughed it up, ate it again! And the kitties say (huck)(huck)(huck)(huck)(huck)(huck)HA-KAAAAAK! (huck)(huck)(huck)(huck)(huck)(huck)HA-KAAAAAK! (huck)(huck)(huck)(huck)(huck)(huck)HA-KAAAAAK! (huck)(huck)(huck)(huck)(huck)(huck)HA-KAAAAAK! (Marc Gunn:) "I will if you can shut up about your nipples for more than three seconds." ©2008 Timothy F. Crist (Stavro Arrgolus)

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