Wannabe Breakin' Somethin'  By: Below Average Dave

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Duration:	6:01 (belowaveragedave)
Release Date:	8/15/2008  (belowaveragedave)
Lyrics By:	Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave)
Music By:	Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave)
Produced By:	Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave)
Released By:	badave.com (belowaveragedave)
Published By:	badave.com (belowaveragedave)
Licensing:	CC (belowaveragedave)
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Parody of "Wannabe Startin' Somethin'" by Michael Jackson (belowaveragedave)

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I Said You wanna be breaking something We can't ever take you out there Because you always knocking stuff over You break it you buy it out here You broke your new suit case (Yeah, Yeah) And your Neon's old brakes (Yeah, Yeah) You've cracked all your dentures (Yeah, Yeah) And you've got twelve fractures (Yeah, Yeah) You've ripped all your clothing (Yeah, Yeah) Your stomach is bloating (Yeah, Yeah) Your Pool leaks a little (Yeah, Yeah) And your plates are brittle (Yeah, Yeah) I thought perhaps it's bad luck Knocked things over, with your big butt When you stood up on your feet Your couch seems ripped right apart Microwave is frying Car is always dyin' breakin', dropping', stompin' Sayin' You always just be breakin' somethin' Said You wanna be breaking something You always be breaking something and now your dell is over-loading Your hard-drive has started smoking It's too hard to live near you (Yeah, Yeah) You have stock in Ace Glue (Yeah, Yeah) Duck taped your window (Yeah, Yeah) Sat on Nintendo (Yeah, Yeah) Your cat's always screaming (Yeah, Yeah) She's stuck in the ceiling (Yeah, Yeah) You borrowed my hammer (Yeah, Yeah) now it won't hang banners (Yeah, Yeah) Your knowledge of repair's no good So please don't lift your car hood and I'm really not a hater But your yard is a disaster Think your house is falling and then I see your crawling Dangerous, Smoking, Tumblin' You've got the whole town running Said You Wanna Be Breaking Something You always be breaking something You said it's not your fault stuff is breaking You say the grounds been shaking Can't blame it on thunder (Yeah, Yeah) This all was your blunder (Yeah, Yeah) You're right in the middle (Yeah, Yeah) and you made us shudder (Yeah, Yeah) Can't deny your actions (Yeah, Yeah) Are a news van attraction (Yeah, Yeah) Your House split a little (Yeah, Yeah) And we're all reacting (Yeah, Yeah) ***Following Lines are Echoed once*** You're an animal You're an animal Still live by you You're an animal You're up real late Blowing up plates I'm scared of you ***End Echoed Lines** You're an animal We hear all your glasses breakin Every time we are awaken Spend all day inside Home Depot Even broke a bag of Fritos Still you sit there tryin to fix rather than buying Cheap Skate, Doors you're prying Sayin' You Just Wanna Be Breakin' Something I Said you just be breakin' something Why are you still breakin' something I think you need to just hire someone Why won't you just hire someone You just cannot fix it (Yeah, Yeah) Instead further break it (Yeah, Yeah) It was broke just a little (Yeah, Yeah) but now it's fully split (Yeah, Yeah) Pride's hard to get over (Yeah, Yeah) So instead you look dumber (Yeah, Yeah) You think you can fix things (Yeah, Yeah) And you aren't a plumber (Yeah, Yeah) ***Following Lines are Echoed once*** You're An idiot You're A damn moron Still they mock you You're An idiot You're just a big flake You're An idiot They get laughs from you ***End Echoed Lines** Till ya explode the place OW! OW! Oh Stick . . BOOM! If you can't fix it Frankie (Yeah, Yeah) Then don't fix it Frankie (Yeah, Yeah) Call someone maybe (Yeah, Yeah) If You Can't fix it Frankie (Yeah, Yeah) See your ceiling crumblin Your house is kinda slumming Dipping, breaking, cracking Your house will soon be falling Said You wanna be breaking something You always be breaking something I said I hear your car stallin' and your filter has no suction You've destroyed your Lawn Mower (Yeah, Yeah) Can't borrow mine no more(Yeah, Yeah) You stepped on a whistle (Yeah, Yeah) Even broke your car door (Yeah, Yeah) You 'fridge won't get colder (Yeah, Yeah) You say "cause it's older" (Yeah, Yeah) You won't spend a little (Yeah, Yeah) Instead break your shoulders (Yeah, Yeah) Lift your wrench up high Like you can fix the world This is no longer fun Hear sirens and I curl I hear a really loud ow and see lights flashing blue Yes, I'm begging you please Do not fix it you stooge. Do not fix it Owie oo, Owie ouch, you hurt yourself Owie oo, Owie ouch, you hurt yourself (to outro) (belowaveragedave)

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