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| Parody of Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day (belowaveragedave) |
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| Song Lyrics: |
Start at the driving range
I only dream that I might get a par
Looks I get are strange
When I hook my shot and I hit a car
I step up to the tee
At the country club of tattered greens
Shot goes in the trees
And I can't find my ball, these weeds are tall
Had fifty balls
I lost them all
I lost them all
I lost them...
My driver's gone, stuck in the tree above me
My friends are laughing and now I am seething
Sometimes I wish that I'd stuck to Golden Tee
Can someone find my ball?
Du-uck, Du-uck, Du-uck, Du-u-u-ck,
Du-uck, Du-uck, Fo-re
Held up the group behind
Searching for the balls that I can't find
Had to take a dive
Swimming in the lake, can't find my ball
Why is she uptight?
The beer cart girl and I are gonna fight
Not a pretty sight
She gave me a black eye, and I took a fall
She had the gall
To kick my ball
I lost the brawl
I lost it...
My friends are gone they all say they don't know me
Stuck in the woods, covered with poison ivy
I grab a wedge so I can beat my caddy
I still can't find my ball
Du-uck, Du-uck, Du-uck, Du-u-u-ck,
Du-uck, Go-oose
I lost my ball
I lost it...
I really caused a scene
At the country club of tattered greens
Stuck on hole thirteen
And I don't have no balls cause I lost them...
That gopher took a rock and threw it at me
Between the eyes, a blow that sent me tumbling
Stuck in this ditch I hope someone will find me
But hey, I see my ball! (belowaveragedave) |
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