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Song Details
Rank this week: 47 (↑26)
Duration: 4:54 
Release Date: 2/7/2009  (DJ Particle) 
Lyrics By: Eric Brown (knowtalentagency) 
Music By: Eric Brown (knowtalentagency) 
Produced By: Eric Brown (knowtalentagency) 
Released By: Eric Brown (knowtalentagency) 
Published By: Eric Brown (knowtalentagency) 
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Keywords: QUEEN, WAL-MART 
Song Lyrics:
Wal-Martian Rhapsody
by Eric Brown


I need some light bulbs, and
Triple-A batteries.
My wife needs some tampons
And Ben-Gay for her sore knees.
It's getting cold --
I should get some anti-freeze.
I'll go to Wal-Mart and save a few pennies.
'Cause it's not very far to go,
Lots of stuff, prices low.
But I don't like to go there, 'cause Wal-Martians give me the willies.

I pull in the parking lot.
Walk through the sliding doors,
The greeter welcomes me once more.
I plan to buy a lot of stuff
So I grab a cart to push around the store.
Wal-mart, ooo
I hope that I find everything
'Cause I don't want to come back here tomorrow.
Buy it now, buy it now --- Man, I've got to drain my bladder.

Urinate -- that time has come.
Gotta find the men's room door.
I can't stand it any more.
Excuse me, everybody -- I've got to go!
Gotta push y'all aside and face the loo.
Hey, man - oooo ...
Don't stand next to me!
I really wish that I'd gone in the stall!

Who is this weirdo standin' next to me?
He's a freak! He's a freak! He's a certified psycho!
Tattoos and noserings - very very frightening me!
Outta here! Outta here!
Outta here! Outta here!
Gotta get out here right -- back to the store!

Now I'm in aisle 2 looking for Ben-Gay.
Lady on a cell phone, big butt in my way.
Three kids jumpin' round and I cannot get through.
Can't go left, can't go right - will you let me through?
Big mama! No - she will not let you through - let me through
Big mama! No - she will not let you through - let me through
Big mama! No - she will not let you through - let me through
Will not let you through - let me through
Will not let you through - let you through
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me through!
She's oblivious, she won't move aside for me ...
For me ...
For me!!!!

I don't think I can deal with this aisle-blocking manatee!
I've got to get out of this Wal-Mart to save my sanity!
Wal-Martians - they are driving me crazy!
Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here.

As I leave the checkout
It occurs to me
Since I came to Wal-Mart, that means I'm a Wal-Martian, too.

I forgot the tampons ...... (dad-gummitt ...)
(knowtalentagency)
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Captain Wayne   Offline  -  Site Owner  -  08-01-09 05:10 PM  -  9 years ago
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Thanks dude - I'll get caught up on the Demento playlists as soon as I can!


knowtalentagency:
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This song was also played on the Dr. Demento Show, #09-12 - 3/22/09.
knowtalentagency   Offline  -  Artist & Donator  -  07-26-09 05:53 PM  -  9 years ago
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This song was also played on the Dr. Demento Show, #09-12 - 3/22/09.
knowtalentagency   Offline  -  Artist & Donator  -  02-10-09 10:50 PM  -  10 years ago
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This song is now on the FUMP Sideshow! or www.thefump.com/side.php?id=417
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