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Dead End Jobs
By:
Below Average Dave
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Duration:
3:55
Release Date:
2/2/2009
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Lyrics By:
Below Average Dave
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Music By:
Below Average Dave
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Produced By:
Below Average Dave
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Released By:
badave.com
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Published By:
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Originally recorded and released in December of 2006, this version was released on 2/2/2009
(belowaveragedave)
Parody of 100 Years by Five for Fighting
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Song Lyrics:
I'm mowing lawns at the moment
Charging about 15 dollars
and I'm just dreaming
saving my change for a car
I'm bagging cans at the moment
My income's better than ever
and I just bought it
Driving around in that new car
Mowing lawns won't pull me through
Bagging groceries, tried that too
15, There's always a curse, my job's the worst
There's only so many Dead End Jobs to learn
I'm at your door for the moment
Pepperoni with a side of breadsticks
I'm driving away babe
Your neighbor's next on the list
I'll check you in for a moment
Give you a key to your hotel room
Now chasing my tears with Mountain Dew
Delivery was so bad too
The hotel gave me the flu
and then I quit a job again
15 times I've left and gone, 15
There's always a curse, my jobs the worst
There's only so many dead end jobs to learn
Check Cashing's alright
We ripped off a guy
And that job was gone
The pool store wasn't too long
now I am OK, I'm moving on
I'm an escort for a moment
I'll drop my drawers for a hundred
and I'm still dreaming
Now hopping for another car
15 jobs I've tried to do
Even tried to shovel poo
Convenience store I'm on my way
Got a new job today. . .
Ooohh hooo oooh
Ooohh hooo oooh
Ooohh hooo oooh hooo hoo hoooooooo
Theater I'm Sick of you
I can't stand no more fast food
Theme Parks, There's Always a curse my job's the worst
When You've only got a hundred jobs to quit
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Played on 5 shows:
03-01-09, #BAD_03-01-09
02-08-09, #BAD_02-08-09
02-22-09, #BAD_02-22-09
02-03-09, #BAD_02-03-09
02-15-09, #BAD_02-15-09
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