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The New Adventures of Old Christine 
By: David Tanny
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Duration: 5:12 
Release Date: 3/13/2010  (davidtanny) 
Lyrics By: David Tanny (davidtanny) 
Music By: David Tanny (davidtanny) 
Produced By: David Tanny (davidtanny) 
Released By: David Tanny (davidtanny) 
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Licensing: CC 
Keywords: CBS, CHRISTINE, COMEDY, DREYFUS, JULIA, LOUIS, SITCOM 
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  • Song ranked as high as #5 on Soundclick Comedy chart and #2 on Soundclick General Comedy chart as of the 3/16/10 survey date. It is Tanny's highest charting song on Soundclick to date. (davidtanny)
  • This is a style parody of the Men Without Hats song "The Safety Dance". It's closer to being a lyrical parody of "Weird Al" Yankovic's "The Brady Bunch" than "Safety Dance." (davidtanny)
  • Song Lyrics:
    The New Adventures of Old Christine
    by Men Without Pants (David Tanny)

    I don't care to watch Lost
    I don't like Desperate Housewives
    And Grey's Anatomy is not for me
    It's a waste of my life

    I don't care to watch Castle
    or 9 0 2 1 0
    Melrose Place is a waste of space
    Let's all say no...

    To boring...TV!

    I don't care to watch House
    I am bored with CSI
    American Idol is very dull
    Makes me wanna die.

    Can't watch Ugly Betty
    I'm too depressed for Glee
    and I am so sicka Hannah Montana
    What bad TV!

    Can't watch Private Practice
    Sick of Law and Order
    I think 24 is such a bore
    So is Survivor

    Can't watch dem Bones
    I don't like Gossip Girl
    Dancing With The Stars don't get very far
    It makes me hurl!

    Oh my god, oh my god,
    Look what's coming on!
    This is cool! This is good!
    Gonna have some fun!
    It's so funny! It's so silly!
    It's the show for me!
    Turn it on! Turn it on!
    I just have to see...

    The New Adventures of Old Christine (4x)

    It's the story of a lovely lady
    who got divorced from a man
    He went and dated a new Christine
    Do you understand?

    Christine later got married
    to another funny lady,
    The four were living in harmony
    It's so crazy.

    All the folks, all the friends,
    Think that she's insane
    But she's still, so cute,
    My interest doesn't wane.
    It's so funny, I knew,
    someone had a hunch
    It's the funniest, sitcom,
    Since The Brady Bunch.

    The New Adventures of Old Christine
    Is it the Old Adventures of New Christine?
    NO! The NEW Adventures of OLD Christine
    Let's Just call it...
    Old Christine
    Just Old Christine
    Just Old Christine
    Just Old Christine
    Just Old Christine
    Just Old Christine
    Just Old Christine
    Just Old Christine
    Just Old Christine

    (davidtanny)
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