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Rank this week: 33 (↑23)
Duration: 2:48 
Release Date: 1999  () 
Lyrics By: Clyde Bauman () 
Music By: Clyde Bauman () 
Produced By: Clyde Bauman () 
Released By: Mylo Hatzenbuhler/Farmboy Music () 
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  • Parody of "Ballad of the Green Berets" by Sgt. Barry Sadler. (czwrefsteven)
  • Song Lyrics:
    BALLAD OF THE BIG BUFFET

    I saw the sign out on the street:
    “$5.99 – All You Can Eat!”
    It’s now my favorite place to stay,
    And it’s called the big buffet.

    Beef and beans and cake and stew,
    A salad bar and veggies, too;
    There’s fish and pie and ham and pork;
    I think that I need a bigger fork.

    Put chicken wings upon my plate.
    There’s nothing here that I hate.
    You’ll see me here most every day!
    I am one with the big buffet.

    I got my plate filled up just fine,
    But I’m just halfway through the line!
    I need room to hold some more;
    I need a plate with a second floor.

    Put chicken wings upon my plate.
    My chores at home will have to wait.
    I’m like a cow hip-deep in hay;
    I’ll chew my cud at the big buffet.

    At the table my wife waits,
    Surrounded by my empty plates.
    She brought an afghan to crochet,
    ‘Cause she knows we’ll be here all day!

    No chicken wings upon my plate;
    I guess that I have met my fate.
    I’ll have to eat at home today,
    For I’ve been banned from the big buffet.
    They kicked me out of the big buffet!
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