1) When I wake for the day Wipe the cobwebs away and I see the reverse reflection of my self in the mirror and it's just as I fear my hair it towers up above I can't explain it, no I don't know what to say Maybe I'll cut my Bangs, Get a Purple Toupe So i go to the sink And my brain starts to think Maybe I'll just go wet it down Get a comb and attack slick all my hair back But still I look like Emmet Brown Pre-Chorus: No matter what i do (I can't control my hair and the things it tells me to do) People always stare (upon my head it looks like Mad Scientist Hair) Chorus: I am filled with despair And I wish I weren't there when they all stop and stare At my Mad Scientist Hair 2) So I go for a walk And my hair starts to talk and to me this doesn't seem quite right All the women I scare Birdies nest in my hair and I think of William Allen White I look like i was just caught in a brain storm when a brain hit my head, now that's just not the norm To my shrink I will vent about my growing hair dent But she just can not concentrate Maybe Jupiter's rings or some third other thing that has decided my hair's fate pre-chorus I can't seem to drive (my hair it blocks my vision when I'm at the wheel) I think it is alive (It talks, it thinks, and shows me feelings I should feel) Chorus: I am filled with despair And I wish I weren't there when they all stop and stare At my Mad Scientist Hair But it just isn't fair I've got no hats to wear they tell me no, au contrair It's just Mad Scientist Hair BRIDGE I might shave my head I'm better off dead 3) Maybe I will move on Visit that new salon And get some product to maybe hold it down The label I start to read and I cannot believe it contains netabolic litrazoung Pre-chorus I'm making frantic calls ('cause static e-lec-tricity sticks me to my walls) My hair just won't behave (but it's a place to keep my wallet so it's safe) Chorus: Maybe I shouldn't care when others stop and they stare my hair is beyond compare It's my Mad Scientist Hair I find it really quite rare Maybe I will shave it bare But only a double dare will stop my Mad Scientist Hair It rises through the air and it hangs down to there and it's shape is quite square Oh, my Mad Scientist Hair (c) 2010 Idolize W.A.Y. Recordings/Insane Ian. All Rights Reserved.