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***** Fonzie - John Cougarstein ****


Another pa-hack of we-men...
clam-mer 'round him in Arrrrnooold's!
With a snap- 'click' three girrrls in his lap...
He's cooler than Ricky Recarrrdooo!

He's only five-foot, three and has no Gee-Eee-Dee!
Why do they, HEY! why do they... find him studleyyyy?!
with his tight Levi's jeans...
and hair full of Brylcreem...
Why do they, HEY! why do they... find him studleyyyy?!

Oh, not Ri-chay, hey! not Pot-say-AY-ay, HEY!
Fon-on-zie, Fon-on-zie, Fon-on-zie HEY HEY!
Oh, not Ralph Mell-ell-lph or Mister Ceee-ee-hee HE!
FON-ON-ZIE, FON-ON-ZIE, FON-ON-ZIE, HEY HEY HEY HEY!!

Ex-act-mun-do! ex-act-mun-do...
Ex-act-mun-do, EX-ACT-MUN-DOOO!

Every day- a new girl who is STACKED...
YET! he never contracts Ess-Tee-Deeeees!
His bathroom off-ice is in the dii-ner...
That's owned by Mister Mi-ock-keyyy!!!

and there was NO Pee-Cee in nine-teen-fifty-threee...
Thats WHY he's alll-ways ob-ject-i-fying!
and Joan-niee loves Choch-chee...
and Choch-chee loves Joan-niee...
Did I mention that he is- a mechannn-niiiiic?!

Oh, he knew Morrrrr-ork but not Minn-hinn-hinn-ndy!
Fon-on-zie, Fon-on-zie, Fon-on,zie, HEY HEY!
He did Le-verrrr-rne an-nd Shir-her-her-ley!
FON-ON-ZIE, FON-ON-ZIE, FON-ON-ZIE, HEY HEY HEY AYE!!

AAAAYYYYEEEEE AAYYYYEEEEE AAYYYEE-AAYYEE-AAAAYYYEEEEEEE

UGHH!

(lyrics added 2-24-2023)
(DJ Zath)
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Played on 1 show:
09-25-10, #MMCZ-10-39
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