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3:35
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1972 (sfjpk30)
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| Almost always played as the bleeped version, the playlist might or might not mention this or if the explict version was used, particularly in the over-the-air days when only the bleeped version could be played. (Tim P. Ryan) |
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| Song Lyrics: |
(Chorus)
Pop the top on one more beer
Hold the phone up to your ear
Dial that number one more time
Get that DJ on the line
(Don)
Uh, hello? Th-this Ralph Emory? Yeah, Ralph Emory the, uh, disc jockey what plays country-western cowboy records on Electric Radio?
Yeah, well this is Don Bowman, and uh...Bowman. Yes, sir.
Uh, I got a new record out, and I sent you five hundred copies, and I ain't heard it played yet...and I just w--
Hello? Hello?
Well, you rotten...
(Chorus)
Pop the top on one more beer
Hold the phone up to your ear
Dial that number one more time
Get that DJ on the line
(Don)
Hello? Mr. Emory? This is Don Bowman again. Yeah.
Listen - I got this new record out, like I was tellin' ya, on Lard Bucket Records?
And it's called-- I beg--
"LARD BUCKET."
You think that's funny, huh? Well, F**K YOU.
The Ralph Emory Show isn't so g**damn hot sounding, either.
Yeah, super mouth! I've heard your g**damn radio show.
All I was callin' about is seein' if you'd play my g**damn record on your show.
Well, what the hell you want, flowers?
Hello?
(Chorus)
Pop the top on one more beer
Hold the phone up to your ear
Dial that number one more time
Get that DJ on the line
(Don)
Hello. Hey, Emory! This is Don Bowman. Look, sweetheart, you hang up that g**damn phone again, I'm gonna mash your ass. You bet your sweet buppa.
I called up nice and polite to ask you to play my record on your radio show, and you get cute.
Nobody likes a smartass, Emory. All I want is you to play the record. Aannd...the f**k with Martha White and her flour and the truck stop, too.
Yeah. What about the five hundred copies - you sell 'em, you son of a b***h?
Yeaahhh...Hello?
Hello?
Well you rotten...
(Chorus)
Pop the top on one more beer
Hold the phone up to your ear
Dial that number one more time
Get that DJ on the line
(Don)
Hello.
Hey, dummy. You hang up that damn phone again, and I'm gonna stomp the s**t outta you.
I sent you five hundred g**damned copies of the record, and it ain't been played yet. Now play the son of a b***h on the radio, or I come up there and whip your ass.
In any g**damned key.
You chicken-s**t.
"The Ralph Emory Show..." (Backwoods) |
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Current Rating
9.4
(3 votes)
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| Played on 36 shows: |
 | 03-10-18, #AOTA-180310 |  | 02-26-89, #89-09 |
| 05-28-16, #16-22 | | 02-15-87, #87-07 |
| 10-03-15, #15-40 | | 11-30-86, #KMET-86-48 |
| 06-22-13, #AOTA-130622 | | 04-27-86, #86-17 |
| 06-15-13, #13-24 | | 02-27-83, #83-09 |
| 06-13-13, #ISGD-13-24 | | 12-05-82, #82-49 |
| 04-27-13, #AOTA-130427 | | 04-04-82, #82-14 |
| 07-02-11, #AOTA-110702 | | 10-11-81, #81-41 |
| 05-14-11, #AOTA-110514 | | 09-30-79, #79-39 |
| 05-07-11, #AOTA-110507 | | 06-10-79, #79-23 |
| 08-24-08, #08-34 | | 04-08-79, #79-14 |
| 06-17-07, #07-24 | | 03-19-78, #78-4 |
| 04-09-07, #MMS-73 | | 02-19-78, #KMET-78-08 |
| 05-09-06, #WB-02 | | 02-02-75, #31 |
| 05-22-05, #05-21 | | 12-29-74, #KMET-74-52 |
| 04-27-03, #03-17 | | 11-24-74, #21 |
| 07-30-95, #95-31 | | 12-30-73, #KMET-73-52 |
| 11-17-91, #91-46 | | 04-09-72, #KMET-72-15 |
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under "Fair Use" as nonprofit educational purposes only. The
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