Barney the Purple Ranger  By: TV's Kyle

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Duration:	2:19
Release Date:	5/20/2011
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Back when I was a lad of 15 or so I liked to keep my dial on the Fox Kids shows. There was Eek the Cat, the pirate Mad Jack Bobby's World and Animaniacs. But one day I saw a thing I can't comprehend. Something I never ever saw again. A crossover nobody wanted to see. I swear I saw on my TV: Barney the Purple Ranger It was freakin' nutty, he was reading to the Puttys. Barney the Purple Ranger It seemed very very wrong. To hear him sing the theme song. (Barney lah-lahs the Power Rangers theme song) I thought for a moment I was on the wrong channel. But I could see Jason there chilling in his flannel. Seems Rita Repulsa and the mighty Lord Zedd have kidnapped Baby Bop who they'd like to see dead. So far, I'd have to say I was on the villains' side. Plus it's hard to pretend that I didn't mind Watching a giggling wiggling wriggling dino fail so bad at martial arts that he looks like a wino. Barney the Purple Ranger Did I hallucinate this? Did I actually see it? Barney the Purple Ranger If it's a fever dream, then fine. So be it. He'll never ever save Baby Bop with arms too tiny to karate chop He can't wear the helmet 'cause his head's gigantic. Can't stand his antics. His moves are frantic. I was gonna change the channel 'cause I was getting bored but then he did a thing that couldn't be ignored He called BJ and Sandy Duncan with his magical sword And became the giant robot Idiot Zord He fell over and destroyed a giant monster He saved Baby Bop. Now a word from our sponsor. I turned off the tube and I took a nap. It's kind of hard to recover from that. Barney the Purple Ranger It was a show I couldn't unsee. Barney the Purple Ranger It's not on YouTube, so you'll have to trust me. Barney the Purple Ranger LAH LAH LAH LAH LAH Barney the Purple Ranger LAH LAH LAH LAH LAH Barney the Purple Ranger-- A program that could not be stranger. (Sailorcool95)

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Played on 11 shows:
	03-18-23, #AOTA-230318		06-03-11, #MMDT20_11-22
	06-09-17, #WOTR_37		05-27-11, #ROTP_353
	07-15-14, #BWR-14-07-15		05-27-11, #MMDT20_11-21
	08-16-11, #BWR-11-08-16		05-21-11, #AOTA-110521
	06-18-11, #AOTA-110618		05-20-11, #ROTP_352
	06-04-11, #11-23
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