Help Me, Vodka  By: Robert Lund & Spaff.com

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Duration:	1:58
Release Date:	7/12/2011  (DJ Particle)
Lyrics By:	M. Spaff Sumsion (Stavro Arrgolus)
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Parody of "Help Me, Rhonda" by the Beach Boys (DJ Particle)

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There's nothing I deserve Like the blonde beauty at the bar But with a clear head She can see that I'm no movie star But vodka, you're my wing man If anyone can hook me up, you can You gotta Help me, vodka Help me get her out of the bar (Bar bar bar bar bar bar bar) Help me, vodka Help, help me, vodka Help me, vodka Help, help me, vodka (Shot shot shot shot) Help me, vodka Help, help me, vodka Help me, vodka Help, help me, vodka (Al co hol hol) Help me, vodka Help, help me, vodka Help me, vodka Help, help me, vodka (Smirn off off off) Help me vodka, yeah! Get her into my car Now I'm the handsomest prince Taking Cinderella to my ball......s But I can't let her learn That my palace isn't all that is small So vodka, you blur the scene You've been my closest friend since age 19 (I mean 21) Come on and Help me, vodka Help me get her out of her bra (Bra bra bra bra bra bra bra) Help me, vodka Help, help me, vodka Help me, vodka Help, help me, vodka (Red Bull Bull Bull) Help me, vodka Help, help me, vodka Help me, vodka Help, help me, vodka (Ho ly Sto li) Help me, vodka Help, help me, vodka Help me, vodka Help, help me, vodka (Liqu liqu liqu or) Help me vodka - Damn! Now I can't get it up © 2011 Spaff LLC (Stavro Arrgolus)

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The FuMP, Volume 28

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Played on 24 shows:
	02-22-20, #AOTA-200222		09-09-11, #MMDT20_11-36
	03-06-12, #BWR-12-03-06		09-02-11, #MMDT20_11-35
	12-31-11, #11-53		08-26-11, #MMDT20_11-34
	12-31-11, #MMDT20_11-FY		08-19-11, #MMDT20_11-33
	11-26-11, #11-48		08-12-11, #MMDT20_11-32
	10-21-11, #MMDT20_11-42		08-05-11, #MMDT20_11-31
	10-14-11, #MMDT20_11-41		07-29-11, #MMDT20_11-30
	10-07-11, #MMDT20_11-40		07-23-11, #11-30
	09-30-11, #MMDT20_11-39		07-22-11, #MMDT20_11-29
	09-24-11, #11-39		07-19-11, #BWR-11-07-19
	09-23-11, #MMDT20_11-38		07-16-11, #AOTA-110716
	09-16-11, #MMDT20_11-37		07-15-11, #ROTP_360
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