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Rank this week: 43 (↑50)
Duration: 2:20 
Release Date: 1987  (Tim P. Ryan) 
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  • The song is a parody of "Girls" by the Beastie Boys (peterpuck9)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Squirrels
    All we really are is squirrels
    We're being hunted, we are squirrels
    We are appealing, we are squirrels

    We want to gather nuts
    But people splatter our guts
    When they're on a country drive
    It isn't easy to survive

    Back in the other day
    I saw a squirrel get blown away
    They served him on a dinner tray
    They baked him into a souffle
    Squirrel season opens up today
    If you're a squirrel, run away
    I don't know what else I should say
    Please call the ASPCA

    Fur coats from us are made
    Fur is nice but I like suede
    They scrape our fur off with a blade
    And never bother with first aid
    We squirrels really like to play
    And we like to catch some rays
    Please don't kill us, this we pray
    We're cute and harmless anyway

    Alvin, Simon, Theodore are gay.
    (Note: above line was edited out by Dr. Demento for radio play)

    Squirrels
    All we really are is squirrels
    We're being hunted, we are squirrels
    We are appealing, we are squirrels

    We want to gather nuts
    But people splatter our guts
    When they're on a country drive
    It isn't easy to survive

    Back in the other day
    I saw a squirrel get blown away
    They served him on a dinner tray
    They baked him into a souffle
    Squirrel season opens up today
    If you're a squirrel, run away
    I don't know what else I should say
    Please call the ASPCA

    Fur coats from us are made
    Fur is nice but I like suede
    They scrape our fur off with a blade
    And never bother with first aid
    We squirrels really like to play
    And we like to catch some rays
    Please don't kill us, this we pray
    We're cute and harmless anyway

    Alvin, Simon, Theodore are gay.
    (Note: above line was edited out by Dr. Demento for radio play)

    (Squirrels) We're not delicious
    (Squirrels) We are not raccoons
    (Squirrels) Don't live in palm trees
    (Squirrels) Or in your bathroom
    (Squirrels)
    That's all we really are is...
    (Squirrels)
    Isn't it fine I am a...
    (Squirrel) Please help and save us we are...
    (Squirrels)
    I wanna whip out my...
    (Squirrel)
    (Squirrels)
    Squirrels (Squirrels) Squirrels (Squirrels)...
    Squirrels (Squirrels) Squirrels (Squirrels)...
    Squirrels (Squirrels) Squirrels (Squirrels)...
    Squirrels (Squirrels) Squirrels (Squirrels)...
    Squirrels!
    (Sonic SBL)
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    Current Rating 10.0 (4 votes)
    Played on 128 shows:
    03-02-19, #KMCC-13-1405-11-97, #97-19
    08-26-18, #OTR-4-3403-23-97, #97-12
    08-19-18, #OTR-4-3301-26-97, #97-04
    04-29-17, #KMCC-11-1712-29-96, #96-52
    02-22-17, #ISGD-17-0812-29-96, #KSCA-96-52
    10-08-16, #16-4111-24-96, #96-47
    07-05-14, #14-2707-28-96, #96-30
    12-27-12, #ISGD-12-5405-05-96, #96-18
    10-25-12, #ISGD-12-4301-21-96, #96-03
    08-11-12, #AOTA-12081112-31-95, #95-53
    05-19-12, #AOTA-12051908-20-95, #95-34
    05-17-12, #ISGD-12-2005-28-95, #95-22
    05-10-12, #ISGD-12-1903-26-95, #95-13
    12-31-11, #MMCZ-11-5301-01-95, #95-01
    09-17-11, #11-3811-06-94, #94-45
    09-03-11, #MMCZ-11-3606-05-94, #94-23
    06-25-11, #11-2604-03-94, #94-14
    05-21-11, #MMCZ-11-2102-27-94, #94-09
    03-26-11, #mmcz-11-1312-26-93, #93-52
    12-17-10, #ROTP_33009-05-93, #93-36
    09-25-10, #10-3903-21-93, #93-12
    02-21-10, #10-0801-31-93, #93-05
    08-16-09, #09-3312-27-92, #92-52
    04-12-09, #MMCZ-09-1209-20-92, #92-38
    01-17-09, #ROTP_23006-28-92, #92-26
    09-14-08, #08-3704-19-92, #92-16
    05-03-08, #ROTP_19301-12-92, #92-02
    01-27-08, #08-0412-29-91, #KLSX-91-52
    10-16-07, #KMCC-4-0409-29-91, #91-39
    01-07-07, #07-0107-07-91, #91-27
    01-07-07, #MMS-6102-24-91, #91-08
    05-28-06, #06-2212-30-90, #90-52
    03-05-06, #MMS-2011-18-90, #90-46
    01-27-06, #06-0506-17-90, #90-24
    03-27-05, #05-1305-13-90, #90-19
    01-30-05, #05-0504-01-90, #90-13
    01-09-05, #XM-8512-31-89, #89-53
    12-26-04, #XM-8312-10-89, #89-50
    05-19-04, #KMCC_1-1209-10-89, #89-37
    03-14-04, #04-1104-09-89, #89-15
    12-29-03, #XM-3202-05-89, #89-06
    11-17-03, #ISGD-03-4701-01-89, #89-01
    10-13-03, #ISGD-03-3909-25-88, #88-39
    08-04-03, #XM-1107-03-88, #88-27
    07-24-03, #MMCZ-03-0403-13-88, #88-11
    06-22-03, #03-2501-17-88, #88-03
    01-12-03, #03-0212-27-87, #87-52
    07-28-02, #02-3012-27-87, #KLSX-87-52
    04-15-01, #01-1511-08-87, #87-45
    03-18-01, #01-1110-04-87, #87-40
    01-07-01, #01-0109-27-87, #87-39
    06-04-00, #00-2309-13-87, #87-37
    01-16-00, #00-0308-30-87, #87-35
    02-14-99, #99-0708-23-87, #87-34
    12-27-98, #98-5208-16-87, #87-33
    11-15-98, #98-4607-26-87, #87-30
    10-11-98, #98-4107-19-87, #87-29
    08-09-98, #98-3207-12-87, #87-28
    04-19-98, #98-1606-28-87, #87-26
    02-15-98, #98-0706-21-87, #KLSX-87-25
    12-28-97, #97-5205-24-87, #87-21
    09-07-97, #97-3605-17-87, #87-20
    07-27-97, #97-3005-10-87, #87-19
    06-22-97, #97-2504-05-87, #87-14
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