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Rank this week: 32 (↑46)
Duration: 2:38 
Release Date: 1981  (CapSuper) 
Lyrics By: George Carlin (CapSuper) 
Music By: N/A (CapSuper) 
Produced By: George Carlin (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Released By: Atlantic (CapSuper) 
Published By: Dead Sea Publishing Company (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Licensing: BMI (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Keywords: ADVERTISING PARODY, ANNA MAY WONG, BOOKS, LIST 
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How To Seem Intelligent
There's Big Money In Staying Put
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How To Fillet A Panda
Rid Yourself Of Doubt...Or Should You?
Chances Are Your Sister's Full Of s**t
How To Give Yourself A Complete Physical Without Getting Undressed
64 Good Reasons For Giving Up Hope
Why Jews Point
100 Dead People Nobody Misses
Backpacking For Shut-Ins
My Dog Is A Real Fruit
Your Shoes Are Worth Money
Reorganizing Your Pockets
What To Wear On The Toilet
124 Simple Exercises For The Teeth
The Stains In Your Shorts Can Indicate Your Future
Tips On Getting Laid
Self-Mutilation As An Attention Getter
600 Ways To Give People The Shaft
Tremble Your Way To Fitness
You Give Me Six Weeks And I'll Give You Some Disease

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How To Spot Truly Vicious People In Church
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How To Get A Tan With A Flashlight
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©1981 Dead Sea Publishing Company BMI
(Stavro Arrgolus)
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