Rise of the Hyena People  By: Kobi LaCroix

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Duration:	5:23
Release Date:	12/2/2022
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First new track from this artist since July 10, 2012. (Over 10 years!) (A-Log)

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Sorry to alarm you, but this is urgent, we haven’t got time to stall ’Cause here in this town there’s a menace emerging that’s threatening to kill us all Twelve foot tall and covered with spots Fangs like daggers and murderous thoughts Dismembering and devouring every person they see Spreading carnage and calamity and giggling with glee Falling from the trees Leaping from the bushes Ravenous hyena people out for human blood Can you hear their evil laughter? Ha ha, now you’re dead! Innocent little Priscilla Was gonna celebrate turning five But then she turned into a fuzzy killer Gulped down all the party guests alive Soon the vicar starts shifting while the Bible he quotes Now he’s making people holey chomping down on their throats These man-eating monsters have got to be stopped If they eat everyone they meet, why don’t we feed them the cops? Bounding through the streets Crashing through the windows Gluttonous hyena people want to make us lunch They’ll crush your head between their fingers And ventilate your guts When asked if there were any theories that they could construct The paranormal experts all agreed that we were fucked We still don’t know the reason why these yeens are so malign But you could be the next to turn, so watch for warning signs! If your chest’s a bit too hairy, or your face is getting long Your eyes have shifted color, and your breath smells way too strong You’ve been prowling on your tiptoes. You suddenly sprout a tail! If you’ve ever watched the Tonight Show and thought the jokes were not too stale Well, you’d better make the most of the time that remains while your humanity crumbles within ’Til the homicidal urges start invading your brain, your face frozen in a twisted grin You’re almost out of hope now for saving your soul But there’s one solution still possible I know it’s a long shot, but listen to this You just have to…hehe, hehehehe, AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! Impolite hyena people will even eat your pets Swimming in your pool Digging through your garbage Voracious hyena people will chew your ass to death! (A-Log)

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