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Rank this week: 19 (↑27)
Release Date: 1975  (I B Emerson) 
Lyrics By: Helen Ann Fischer, Eugene F. Strasser, George Dodson Winters (I B Emerson) 
Music By: Helen Ann Fischer, Eugene F. Strasser, George Dodson Winters (I B Emerson) 
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  • The men's underwear section of a 1975 Fall-Winter Sears Catalog featured a picture of a male model whose penis could be seen peeking out from beneath a pair of boxer shorts. Sears claimed it was a blemish in the photo. Zoot Fenster immortalized this occurance with this song. (I B Emerson)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Hey, have you heard the latest story that's bringing on the smiles?
    It has caused some blushing laughter and some anger for a while.
    For those who shop by mail for all their family clothes,
    In the fall-and-winter catalog, more than fashion is exposed.

    In the fall-and-winter catalog on page six-hundred-two,
    I see this advertisement that makes me come unglued.
    The picture's got me out of sorts 'cause I don't understand:
    Are they advertising boxer shorts, or are they trying to sell the man?
    (I don't know.)

    I'd send them all my money if I could make a wish come true.
    I just wish I was that man on page six-oh-two

    (Look and see. You'll agree. He's got personality.)

    You know, when these wish books are delivered, anxious people start to look,
    And when they price them there boxer shorts, they suddenly get shook.
    Some say it's all in error. Some say all in fun.
    He could be tarred and feathered, or maybe even "hung."

    In the fall and winter catalog, or the wish book, so it's called,
    In my mind, there's no question of what I'd like most of all.
    I'd send them all my money if it would make a wish come true.
    I just wish I was that man on page six-oh-two.
    Yeah, I just wish I was that man on page six-oh-two.
    (I B Emerson)
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    Played on 4 shows:
    03-26-16, #16-1302-14-93, #93-07
    08-06-11, #AOTA-11080601-11-76, #76
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    Messages about the song: "The Man On Page 602"
      Online  -   -  06-09-07 07:14 PM  -  11 years ago
    Too Funny! I actually still have, in a little tiny drawer in my jewelrybox, that very page ripped from my catalog way back then!!!!
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